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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Jun 18, 2016.

  1. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Pretty sure someone can confirm that as there are plenty of folks on here who "know their ****" so to speak.
     
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  2. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was Poodle ****?
    Cant stand all the ****ing, I've a got a Labradoodle, a Cockapoo, Spanadoodle, Rottydoodle.
    You've paid top price for a ****ing mongrel is what you've done.
     
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  3. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    People breeding Designer Dogs are ****ing irresponsible. The only acceptable one is a cross between a Bull Mastiff and a Tzitzu........A Bullshit.
     
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  4. The greengrocer

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    So poodles **** white?
     
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  5. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    The Shih Tzu is genetically closer to the wolf than the German Shepherd.

    In fact, most breeds that originate from around China are genetically closer to wolves than dogs bred in Europe.

    Also, all dogs are mongrels, in so far as they are all a result of cross-breeding at some stage.

    A third of a dog's brain processes olfactory information. The way that they frame reality will be significantly different to us therefore.

    Dogs have not evolved in the same way as humans and are incapable of producing the conscious constructs needed to fully understand English. (This one's just aimed at my Missus BTW).

    The Kennel Club are ****s: don't support them.
     
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    In the time it took Pluto to be discovered, named and then declassified as a planet, it hadn't even made one full orbit of the sun.
     
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  7. Brucebones

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    Apparently citrus peal keeps cats away!
     
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  8. Ernie Shackleton

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    Aye, 'tis true.

    It's the origin of this apparently;

    :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music. Oranges and Lemons, say the bells of St. Clement's.:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music

    Although how you get citrus fruit to make a jingly jangly sound is beyond me.
     
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  9. FILEYseadog

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    Its not me bojack FB_IMG_1466335597581.jpg
     
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  10. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Hate getting that tuna flavoured clay under my fingernails.
     
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  11. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    This would explain why many of the dogs I have been out with never really understood me.
     
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  12. FILEYseadog

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    Well my dog understands 2 languages

    The lady in local cafe is romanian as is my dog

    My dog sits when lady says sit in romanian

    My dog also sits when i say sit in English.
     
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  13. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    It would appear that your dog has embraced the concept of a united Europe where all are equal and free to **** and shag in the streets. How's is it going to vote on Thursday?
     
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  14. Barchullona

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    No politics, ta.
     
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  15. DMD

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    Someone's taking the pith.
     
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  16. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    It's not politics as dogs don't actually get a vote.
     
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  17. FILEYseadog

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    scratch that, someone beat me to it...
     
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  19. Barchullona

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    So why ask which way it is going to vote?<laugh>
    You can bet that if anyone's dog has an opinion on the EU that the is different from the mods that the thread will quickly be locked or the post deleted.


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  20. Kempton

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    Depending on the gauge of strings used, on a guitar, ( for arguments sake an acoustic ), they can exert anywhere between 80 and 200 pounds of pressure on said axe.
     
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