Me neither. Had a couple of visits from the Grim Reaper. Last time he says `Come on you your time`s up.` `Piss off` says I. `I`m gannin neewhere` `Aw haway man` says he. `I`ve got a quota to fill` `Tough cacky` says I. `Gan stand under the Tyne bridge when the fixtures come out. Yer`ll get a months worth in one go`. `Good idea` he says. `Thanks for that` `Aye` says I `Now **** off and tak yer fancy lawnmower with yer` Then he disappeared. Left a little puff of smoke and slight smell of lavender. Likelies just washed his cowl probblies. True that. Best of pals us now like.
You've got far too much time on your hands Pops! Just you watch your back though! He can be a sneaky bugger, turning up when least expected!
Seems like it. I usually come up with that sort of stuff when I`ve had a few. Haven`t even got that excuse this time. Definitely getting dafter.