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Scotch Murray fails again

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  1. Patience

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    Imagine being English, and your best bet at tennis, a sport that ****ter Nigels love, is a dour-faced Scot.

    Having to endure the barren years of Tim Henman, and then having to suffer the successful years of Nationalist Andrew Murray.

    The rage on this thread is palpable :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    English men dont watch tennis only gayers and scotch play it.
     
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    You care so little, you started a thread <laugh><ok>
     
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  4. GroveRanger

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    He's got a lot of money though, Murray Minted.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Tennis is only marginally less pointless than Scotchland's other 21st century sporting achievement, riding a bike indoors.
     
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    <laugh>

    The inferior Nigels are truly upset today. What's happened guise?
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Nothing really. Just getting you warmed up with a little bit of what you'll get when England win the Euros.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'll be in Ibiza when you lose your first game. No doubt they'll be plastic seats raining down on innocent scots just out to have a good time.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    It wid be truly ****in awful if ye's did. But, since there's **** all chance of that, there's no need for us sweaties to worry about it :grin:
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The inevitable penalty shoot outs are hilarious <laugh>
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Something to do with drawing a heart in the clay after he won. Soppy ****.

    This Nigel thinks Murray is ****ing brilliant. Just unfortunate that he plays at the same time as someone even better.

    Djokovic could do with a handy little injury to keep him out for six months, give Murray the chance to win a couple.
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Scotch Murray has only won 2 of the 10 major finals he has been in.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And Henman won 2 less than that:cry:
     
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    And he knew the result <laugh>

    I didnt even know the **** was playing.


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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I watched it. Promising first set. Then he goat utterly thumped.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I literally hate ****s who misuse the word "literally" <grr>
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Me too and to make matters worse, the OED has its meaning as not necessarily meaning literally, it can just be used for emphasis. They only changed the definition of it because there are so many thick ****s that didn't know what it meant in the first place.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Doesn't help when he's up against the Sith Lord, Djokovic
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Correctamundo. An example of the English language being dumbed down for thick ****s. And, thanks to the smart phone generation, it's only going to get worse.
     
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