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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Write three dud cheques
     
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    it was a Sunday
     
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    washing his private parts
     
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    with caustic soda and
     
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  11. littleDinosaurLuke

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    bought from Tesco Express
     
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    using his Tesco clubcard
     
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    points collected from buying
     
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    just like Amanda Holden
     
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