Ponders' Top 10 Favourite GCers: May 2016

I've been to Crathes and Whittington. Both super places to visit.

I've been to every castle in Great Britain.

I've written guidebooks for quite a few, too.

 

Have you been to Lochrie Towers?

 

have u ever been to dumbarton castle?

i fingered a bird there once, well i tried to

 

Not since I was raped there in 1996.

 

I wish I'd known that when I visited.

 

Colchester castle ?



Norwich Castle?

 

I've been to every castle in Great Britain.

 

Ever been up Roy Castle?

 

No.

Andrew Castle.

 

Rothesay Castle?

 

I bet he's not been to crooky castle or haggs for that matter!!!!

FTP

 

I bet he hasn't been to Inverary castle either, which to be honest is an absolute cracker. Ponders is well known for his lies, remember the other week he said he lost 9 stone whilst watching a football game? The man is full of wind and pish

 

A wee glove joke, not bad Toby.

 

I've been to every castle in Great Britain.

 

No you've not.

 

As much as I like you, I just really don't believe you. It is a shame that somebody who is quite clever would live in such falsehood.

 

That would be understandable having lost nine stone. Those are the only things keeping him together.

 

Crathes Castle is lovely.

 

At least you believe me to be 'quite clever'.

I'm going away tomorrow and won't be returning until Sunday. In fact, I may never return.

I wish ****** were here.

 

How many castles in Britain and how many lakes in the Lake District?