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  1. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I'd smash a midget like be a bit of a frisk, why not.

    Could hit them out the window after an arl, smooth.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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  3. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    So you'd **** a giraffe but not a midget?

    Issues.
     
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    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Tel.

    She don't look Sleepy, or Bashful.

    Hi ho

    x
     
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    Well you know what they say "Good things come in small packages" <whistle>
     
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  6. Blunham Mackem

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    Not me, I make a right mess!!!
     
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    I would...

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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Be a nightmare taking her to Disneyland. You'd only be allowed on them little teacup rides.
     
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    That would do me. I'm scared of roller coasters.

    When I go to the fair, I only go on go-karts or the dodgems. I'll go on the kids rides with the bairns, but if they want to go on the big rides, then they go by themselves.
     
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  10. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    I know the reasons why you measure taller in the morning! During the night all of the stuff that sits in your discs returns and lengthens your spine to it's maximum! I'm 5' 6.5" on a morning and 5' 5.75" normallyt on an evening depending on how much I've been on my feet! The human body eh?

    As for Billy's question -I went to Prague around 10 or 11 years ago and the locals kept walking up to us asking if we wanted to see a midget shag a monkey - was intrigued and now I wish I'd said yes!!
     
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  11. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member
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    A nurse measured my height 7pm on a Tuesday night for a mortgage application. I joked that if she'd measured me in the morning I'd be a inch taller.

    Bloody health nazi! No sense of humour!
     
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  12. Blunham Mackem

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    We all would! Who is she? :emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart

    I don't think we've met.

    Yet.
     
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    Hmmm not sure i buy this "taller in the morning" malarky. A nurse once measured me as just under 6 ft one night, in the morning my erection was only 5 foot 8.
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  15. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I've arranged quite a few mortgages in my time as a Financial Advisor, and have never checked anybody's height as a part of the process :emoticon-0145-shake

    I've been doing it wrong for 24 years <laugh>
     
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    Put your weekend nursey uniform and get out there with your measuring tape ;)
     
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  17. Aussie blackcat85

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    Stop trying to Palm ya misses off t a dirty grommet! :)
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    Lol.
     
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  19. MrRAWhite

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    Me anarl..
     
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  20. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    You pair of woofters should be ashamed of yourselves for admitting that :emoticon-0114-dull:

    I'll be riding on 'millions' of them (well as many as I can) for about 3 weeks in about 3 weeks time, and I'll not be scared at all :emoticon-0145-shake

    :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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