Off Topic The great not606 safc summer bbq

Aka. Lets get pissed and have a fight bonanza.

Bbq. Everyones favourite summer pastime. But what about a 606 summer beer and burnt food extravaganza. How would it go?

Firstly we need a location for this sausage fest.

Then you have to bring at least 2 random food items that we can burn the **** out off.

Alcohol is a must. At least one type each (and a large amount of it)

A suitable song that the members of 606 will enjoy, but equally piss the neighbours off.

Bring one guest that we can either oggle or sneer at.

How does this day/night progress. What could possibly go wrong.

 

my back garden in Farnborough.
peppered steaks and salmon.
jagabombs and lager.
my brother in laws sister in law.....not my sister you ****ers.
all goes off just fine until my neighbour moans that you lot have parked in his bay, so you all jump on him kick him to **** and trash his van.

 

I hope your garden is big eough for a band with stage for coyote dancers. A pool and a boxing ring.

 

might have to take down my other neighbours fence, he wont mind as he is 80 odd and would enjoy the company.
Make an area of 120 foot x 100, unless any one else has better places to hold the bbq it might just work.
we have a proper brick built bbq and just had our first one of the year on Monday.

 

I can make some lovely souvlaki

 

I'll bring a few cats, if somebody else will skin them.

I'll pick Debs up on the way as well

 

I've got a stone built pizza oven, great for parties and big garden, ample room for a band and a good fight if it went that way. I'll supply all the ingredients for pizza's the rest of you can bring the fanny and booze.

 

tel is bringing Debbie 9assuming its the same one that did dallas) and i will bring the bro in laws sis in law, that should be plenty lol.

 

I assume I am not invited after yesterday?

 

no invites have been dished out, don't know who the boxing ring idea is for though

 

I've got a feeling Hitler will be arriving at this BBQ imminently.

 

Nah, Debs is that bird you tried to slip into at the Elton John concert.

That reminds me, don't bring your wife

 

She would be sent packing for the weekend if you lot turned up.
i thing it would be better at MW's as its more local for everyone else.
Me n Farnborough could car share on the way up and pick up anyone else en-route.

 

Only people with a at least half a decent sense of humour and abit of craić allowed .

 

Can I still come though?

 

Your your one of the good guys. I think theyll be a few on here thats used to being crossed off peoples party list though.

 

Plus Monty, he has his own parties, few inflatable animals, some Acid House cranked up to full and a bath full of Skol.

 

I'll bring myself! Lol rest is history bro!

 

Where have you been, skippy?