What a load of utter **** especially the black fat **** . A Pakistani a German bird and a studio full of rag heads . That was extra gear.
I watched the version with Joey from friends and Evans this was also ****. Was never a fan but at least you could see the dynamic between the tall racist the boring one and the small one that thought he was cool, now you have an ageing wooden American actor and a shouty skinny jeans wearing ginger Scouser padded by your usual PC box tickers . Utter garbage.
I thought it was alright. Good to see all the clarkson fanboys saying how **** it was because no minorities were abused.
The top gun car thing was **** the Reliant Robin thing was predictable and boring "Is Joey's car going to make it to Blackpool? ". **** off. The paparazzi thing was ****. None of the cast look natural or real and can't laugh at themselves in the way the other three did. Evans is just doing TGI Friday with cars shouting his lines from an autocue. He also insists that he wins every challenge because he's a massive ****. The one OK thing was the new circuit with the little jump, and yes Trev a little casual racism wouldn’t go a miss.
I would also guarantee that Bruce Jenner will be on peddling some book about being a brave modern woman in Star in a not even reasonably priced anymore car soon. You can take that to the bank.
The 3 previous presenters were the worst 3 ****s that have ever been allowed on TV and that includes Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris
That kind of added to it Clarkson is the pantomime villain who speaks in an annoying voice and is hated by everyone. The short one blew himself up and nearly died which was funny and you kind of hoped he would come to harm and the other guy was supposed to be a dullard to counteract the other two pricks. The black guy will not do anything during the season to humiliate himself because he's the streetwise young voice of the hood. The new Asian is boring and projects himself of a posh socialite but we all know he wouldn't get let into the good golf clubs or get a table at the Ivy . Chris Evans is just a horrible squeaky voiced has been that had an over inflated ego and shouts through the entire thing. Joey off Friends had no personality and is still dining out on being Joey off Friends. The BBC have to PC up everything so you will see Romesh Rangnamation on soon one of those flids from the last leg and those fat dikey birds from the cake thing on as guests.
Top Gear was/is ****e. With Clarkson et al. it just catered for middle-aged men desperately trying to cling on to their youths. A bit like this place in fact. Anything with Chris Evans in it is ****e.
I didn't like the old one either. The only TV show I watch is Have I got news for you. I don't think I'm desperately trying to cling on to my youth I just don't like doing old man stuff or being sensible.
