Off Topic Would any of you lot...........................

We'll have to ask Comm, lol.

 

Strictly Comm dancing..

 

I'm like a child at times, I struggle with temptation. I knew I shouldn't have posted that, I even looked at the quote three times before I pressed post reply. I still done it though...

 

. No problem mate.

 

We all get along really.

 

Quite right Billy Marra.

Was this midget an experience of yours?

 

Yes.

 

How you got on like?

 

Which is the one where the hands are regular size and the rest of the body is smaller? Is that a dwarf or a midget? I'm not sure if I could pork one.

 

I just hopped on like I normally do.

 

gerrin

 

. Midget bucking.

 

So long as she wasn't an ugly bit then aye, i would.

 

Shurrup ye. We kept ya a place in the euro threads...

You cant de nee bucking. You have forest fever from deep dark congoland

 

You're probably right there mate, i took the dog for a walk yesterday and had to have a lien down when i got back, i'm ****ed.

But, once a perv, always a perv and us welders are ****ing pervs.

 

Stick ya little welding rods anywhere.

What about a nigerian dwarf?

 

I've only ever seen one and he was a gadget and a ****ing scaffolder life can be so cruel sometimes eh?

But aye, i would if SHE wasn't too ugly mate. There's not much in wouldn't shag with a drink in me.

 

So it seems.

@Giltazel found ya a new drink friend.

 

Shag a midget?

Well, I think I have to make a stand on this topic........

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I once went to a Gentleman's Club and there was an auction selling off midget hookers.

All the girls stood there shouting "Pygmi, Pygmi"

Al get me coat.

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