Have you ever considered setting a trap by placing a pair of mittens on a bus seat and pretending to be asleep?
If you were stuck in a room with Fan, Medro and Toby and had a gun with only 2 bullets in it, who would you shoot twice?
Give me a cracking answer and you may just nab a place on my list. Would you be willing to lob a tin of clam chowder at the Mayor of Sunderland?
Would you agree that the Mona Lisa isn't much of a painting, but most people won't risk the inevitable flak by saying so?
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