That's right folks, before Dev embarks on his annual trip to Praia da Luz, Portugal, it's time to fire those difficult questions his way. We currently have less than 2 days to get the answers we all so desperately need, so let's get cracking! Dev, Q1 - Can we hear your side of the Pizzagate? A victim's perspective is always enlightening. Q2 - Your favourite song of all time? Q3 - Have you ever slept with a man? Q3 - Do you bic your head or is it natural? Q5 - You are a Celtic fan yet murdered Catholics - how do you sleep at night?
Q1 - Can we hear your side of the Pizzagate? A victim's perspective is always enlightening. A1 - I was unconcerned in all truth, being a handy bastard in a scrap I was half tempted to invite fat Del to deliver the Pizza personally Q2 - Your favourite song of all time? A2 - "Wake Up" by Rage Against The machine, an angry song for an angry man. Q3 - Have you ever slept with a man? A3 - Slept with hundreds over the years, mostly consensual but once or twice I woke to find my hand wrapped around a throbbing tool which was not my own. That's the British Army for you. Q3 - Do you bic your head or is it natural? A4 - A Zero cut on the trimmers, never shaved my head, never been tempted to either. Q5 - You are a Celtic fan yet murdered Catholics - how do you sleep at night? A5 - I do sometimes find it difficult to sleep, haunted as I am by the thought that had I done things properly I could have had even more notches on my rifle stock.
Do you really look for Maddie on your regular jaunts to Portugal, or do you spend most of the day getting pished up in Jinky's Bar?
I trawl the Algarve accosting shady looking types so I seldom have time for drinking. I'm more or less teetotal anyway.
