Barrie, As POOVES Capo, what kind of future do you see for your hardy band of ****ters, particularly in the Glasgow Gang Scene which has seen Pud's Fleeto Scum overtake you as the second largest squad in the West of Scotland?
Some questions for Mr Prince 1) Have you ever taken a dump in your pants just to see what it feels like? 2) Have you ever gone to the cinema and smuggled in your own popcorn? 3) Have you ever gone to the beach by yourself? 4) Have you ever eaten a whole Duty Free sized Toblerone? 5) Have you ever had an erection in church?
We are POOVES and will continue to build on our East end foundations. The West End has proven to be difficult to mince our way in especially when we had to eject MonicaTaig and Alco for their attempted coup but with Kevin now working for free and cyber-hacking other gangs twitter pages, we can now mince West and expect to be the biggest gang come Guy Fawkes night when we plan to burn an effigy on *****Ger.
1) Have you ever taken a dump in your pants just to see what it feels like? A) As a child, I did this many times. The digested breast milk spilled from my anus and encased my baldy bean bag in brown, stinky mess. Yet to try as an adult but it is on my bucket list. 2) Have you ever gone to the cinema and smuggled in your own popcorn? A) No, but I have went in with a lamb bhoona which resulted in a full blown argument with the patrons and staff over the stench. 3) Have you ever gone to the beach by yourself? A) Yes, at night and I pretend I'm King Kong and wreck any sand castles I see. 4) Have you ever eaten a whole Duty Free sized Toblerone? A) Don't eat european chocolate after we got nil points at the 2003 Eurovision song contest. 5) Have you ever had an erection in church? A) Yes, as young Baz Jnr was accepted by Rome as the priest took down his spiderman boxers and tongued his anus.
