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Prince Phillip on his last legs

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ACWORTH2016, May 30, 2016.

  1. ACWORTH2016

    ACWORTH2016 Banned

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    been told to miss royal trip 24 hrs of sodding classical music if he snuffs it......
     
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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    hes a racist old legend
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    He's the only Royal I like

    Sorry Jono
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    He is a great guy, like all the Royals. I still can't understand why you dislike them Jonno, considering you are trying to claim the throne from them. Animal Farm springs to mind(the novel, not the film)
     
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    Good.

    Slitty eyed ****.
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Interesting facts about Prince Phillip:

    Phillip wrote the songs and choreographed the dances for Rainbow's Rod, Jane and Freddy
    Phillip's twin brother, Eric, shunned the spotlight of royal life and instead worked as a buyer for Unigate Dairies
    Contrary to popular belief, Phillip is not racist; in fact, he often pats the heads of the Indian boys who clip his toenails and wash his testicles
    Phillip is a huge fan of Dundee United and can often be found chanting in Tannadice's Jerry Kerr Stand
    In the ancient Korean language of Hanja, Prince Phillip translates as the vulcanization of Brendan Rodgers
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Phil the Greek is only 14 in lizard years. A couple of hours under the UV light in his tank and he'll be good as new.
     
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    ****in yasssssssssssssssssssd
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    What did he do with his previous legs?
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Oh dear what a shame, how sad, ah well never mind.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^wasn't shy in taking his wife's shilling whilst peeling potatoes though.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A: It was not actually a shilling, it was one groat
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    B: Victoria was on the throne
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    24 hours of Wagner, lovely. Should be the entire ring cycle and Parsifal, Hitler's all time fave.
     
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