Wow, did that really happen, not one but two, yes two replys to this thread... Kiwi and SD, thanks and very kind of you both to take part. Please, you don't need to as you both feel awkward and sorry for me. I think it's hilarious that this thread failed so spectaculary
road rage aggression meter (a camera inside your car that measures how angry you're getting. If it detects that you are about to explode in rage then the car stalls and internal washer jets soak you with antifreeze)
Mate,it helps after a few beverages and going outside to get some not so fresh air if you get me... It doesn't make any difference to me intoxicated or not, I still post the same old guff, it's on tap 24/7 but I'm at peace with it
Real-time football match director So your teams back four were caught napping and have just conceded a sloppy goal. When you have Real-time football match director you can shout "Cut" just like a film director. You then have a quiet word with your defenders and then shout "take two, action" It should now be nil nil like it was supposed to be. Happy days! please log in to view this image please log in to view this image You get all this cr#p with it to take with you on match days!
Ok lads, this is it, I have a potential best seller on my hands for this next one... The anal power gouger strap on... Give the wife something speacial to remember on Valentine's day. It's ribbed for extra discomfort.....
That wasn't the one I was here to post about, I just made that one up on the spot as it's just offenceiv funny and just plain wrong. It's a wrong-un.... Get it.... Wrong one... Up the.....
No this is it, the scrotum fresh no sweat on a humid say boxers.. Just make them with those do not eat silica moister removal bags that you get in some delivery parcels. No more betty swollox on a hot sunny day... Oh the reason why they put warning do not eat on those bags is the stuff inside twists like whiskers supermeat..
