That's a different injunction... Posh bloke from Dowton slept with the hooker Rooney nailed (not the pensioner hooker the other one). Allegedly!!! Reports in Scotland say that the first case involved a celebrity "husband" who engaged in a bit of sexual snooker and potted a bit of pink instead of the brown he normally goes for. When he got home there was a bit od a barney but it was ok because Saturday nights alright for fighting.
Should face the press but is a bit yellow. I bet Reg Dwight is feeling a bit green around the gills perhaps he will black ball him.
Brilliant hatchet job on Mr and Mrs John today in the Daily Mail. As its their 11th wedding anniversary () , the Mail have put together a series of quotes from the adoring couple about their happy and fulfilling marriage, which has bestowed on them two kids. The old Mrs Merton quote came to mind for some reason
The "Tell me what attracted you to the multi-millionaire ***** ****?" one? Yep it's a clever way round the injunction. But do you remember the case which Justin Fashanu brought against the Sunday Mirror? Instead of exposing him as gay, they had a front page "Rumour denied" story about him. He won his landmark case as well, even though he later came out as being gay, so the law does have grey areas. The journalist on radio 4 this morning was spluttering with moral indignation about the press's right to lead this public humiliation. Odd somehow.
The thing is, the public are quick to forget. Just publish it, take the jokes and the critisim and everything else for about a week or two, then people will move on to something else that they find slightly more unimportant.
The Chas N'Dave Award For Authentic English Working Class Gems of the type the Regime & Guardian readers hate but @Royston Vasey & the Daily Mail Loves @Miketyson2007
The Silvester Stallone Italian Stallion award for most references to Italian football... Goes to ..... a surprise result as it is shared this season between 'The Don' and 'Franco' .... very well done both
The Barbara Woodhouse Sponsored by Pedigree Chum Memorial Award for Outstanding Service to Canines @AllHellLetLoose Runner Up Suk Young
Toys'r'Us out of the pram award: 1st Sanogo, for walking off telling Riga he didn't want to play and disappearing into the sunset 2nd Poyet, for whingeing to the press at being dropped after playing utter ****e when he was picked.
