Looks like Ginola's just suffered a heart attack

I think it pretty much sums up twitter. There's some elements of truth in a bit of the stuff, but there's precious little you can read without having to check elsewhere for reality anyway.

 

Aye. Twitter is full of twats. Tru dat.

 

I believe there is a social network called Twatter?

 

If you read the papers it's a totally different story
It's a pity that so many lazy journalists just fill their newspapers with silly comments somebody has posted on twitter

 

This is what happened in case anybody hasn't seen it yet, Ginola is a very lucky man
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36340327

 

what I dont understand is how the hospital is telling the world what happened
they must have different rules in monaco

 

It's an almost empty vessel, but it panders to some needs.

 

Survival rates for quad bypass ops are pretty good.Let's hope he stays lucky

 

I follow about 20 people and about the same number follow me
BUT
I don't check what they are saying and I don't post myself
ONLY very rarely at least

 

I'd stop playing football if I was him - he's no Chris Waddle!

 

I've just booked some holiday accommodation in LA. I had to fill in an on-line rental agreement. One of the questions was 'what is your whatsapp,skype or viber name'. I don't have any of these and I couldn't submit the form without it. I had to call the LA people and they gave me one of their names just to get the form filled in.

 

They couldn't just accept an email?
Crazy making them compulsory

 

Apparently it's in case they want to contact you on the move? Don't ask me, they're americans...

 

Did they ask for a mobile number - or would that cost them a few cents?

 

I've never done Twitter, but I've twattered many many times.

 

You wouldn't fit through a letter box!

 

even if the door was opened it wouldnt make much difference

 

I knew a gynecologist once.

He painted his hallway through his letterbox.

 

Never mind his hallway, you should see how his front door looks.

 

Check out the knockers.