I'm no longer a POOVE, I've joined RL's Aussie gang, the BBQ something or other. You could join too, but you've not been to Australia so nae luck
Eddie can't even tell us who's paying to keep the Heaven's Gate website online almost 20 years after they all topped themselves. http://www.heavensgate.com/
We shall put it to a vote. To be honest, I think you might be ok, as we are very short of numbers just now. Welcome aboard, sport
Re the OP. The A Rabs are hoarding planes on a runway in Somalia for one mega attack on a major city or a series of major cities. Each plane will fly into a world famous landmark (buck house, Eiffel tower, the Falkirk wheel etc) loaded with a durty bomb. Chaos ensues and ISIS will be all over us and that's why we have to leave the EU, if we close our borders then any pesky phantom airplanes won't be able to fly into British airspace. You read it here first.
Sounds like you're rattled Dev,Belfast in the '80's,Glasgow in the '90's and now ISIS,PTSD but you can get help and don't be afraid to seek it. What would you call a biscuit that flies? A plane biscuit.