Wandsworth looks fun too Jono. Mon the Nigelshire drug gangs. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-control-exercise-yard-Wandsworth-Prison.html
Wandsworth is terrible, I visited a mate in there about 10 years ago, the **** actually still owes me 150 quid.
Albanians vs Terries over who controls the drug trade INSIDE the prison so you get 3 meals, keep fit room, TV, Playstations and as much skunk & smack as you want. Still, only costs us about £40k a year to keep them inside according to this https://www.gov.uk/government/uploa...st-per-place-and-prisoner-2013-14-summary.pdf Although others reckon it is over twice this cost. Drugs are getting in to prisons far too easily, thrown over the walls, dropped in by drones, up the bums of new inmates, through contact with visitors etc but the main culprits have to be staff in prisons themselves. You can't run the drug trade in a prison the size of Wandsworth with a few ounces smuggled up the pooper of the occasional newby or what the wife spits out during visiting time. It is in the interest of Prison officers to pacify inmates as much as possible so that they don't all kick off and riot, this is achieved with high levels of dope. Can't say all PO's are bent but there has to be a few or else the trade would dry up.
That was pretty similar to play time when I was a little shaver. Is British Bulldog banned these days? Here's another clip from Butlins at Wandsworthworld. I like the big trampoline. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36327325
Played football on the pitches over looking the Scrubs,closest I ever got to knowing a nonce that I knew of!