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Dear Deirdre (any old sob/embarrassing story)

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Dorset, Jul 28, 2011.

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  1. SAFC_Derry

    SAFC_Derry Member

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    FFS Dorset, at first I tried to be all straight laced and uptight but I still can't stop laughing so good one. (As long as the Daughter is an adult).
     
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    SAFC_Derry, Jul 28, 2011
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I asked my mate whether a woman's clit was at the front or back. He told me it was at the front. I thought "****, i must have been sucking her piles
     
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    Commachio, Jul 29, 2011
  3. mitchthemakem

    mitchthemakem Well-Known Member

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    I was over the moon when my wife said she was willing to try a threesome and she would organise it
    I went out had a few beers came home all excited
    i was well pissed off when i opened the bedroom door and saw a 6 ft ****ing stud dressed in as a fireman

    That was the moment i looked out the window and started knocking one out watching my neighbours daughter sunbating topless (25 to 30 year old i think she is lol)
     
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    mitchthemakem, Jul 29, 2011
  4. PrisonBroken

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    Haha, brilliant.

    Reminds me of the time our lass came home from work to find me in full gimp suit complete with an*l intruder. A Dwarf suspended from the ceiling by his nipples and goat I had readied into a state of sexual excitement.

    She hit the roof scream demanding what I thought I was playing at.

    Incredulously I reminded her that when I asked her what she wanted to do for our anniversary she said "SURPRISE ME!"
     
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    PrisonBroken, Jul 29, 2011
  5. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I'm going to have nightmares about this tonight <yikes>
     
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    Dorset, Jul 29, 2011
  6. vauxsamson

    vauxsamson Active Member

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    I'm not, I'm going to store that one away and have a good think about it on those cold lonely nights when sleep is difficult to come by.
     
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    vauxsamson, Jul 29, 2011
  7. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant...<laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jul 29, 2011
  8. PrisonBroken

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    A very healthy attitude vaux... After different strokes for different folks ;)
     
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    PrisonBroken, Jul 29, 2011
  9. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    Bloody hell Mitch! You like em young!!!!! :)
     
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    Dorset, Jul 29, 2011
  10. Dazzla_FTM

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    Love Sikipedia!!!

    My girlfriend is a porn star - she'll hit the roof when she finds out!!!
     
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    Dazzla_FTM, Jul 30, 2011

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