Match Day Thread 2015/16 Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

Lizards leaving bits of an asteroid at old trafford, you couldn't make it up

 

I thought I had a sensible...**** it....they should hire a hooker for every fan that had to leave today...not crappy ones....high end escorts....

 

Twitter you say.....

That's that then

 

Thankfully it was just a '**** up' and nothing more sinister.

 

Simon Stone ‏@sistoney67 7m7 minutes ago
Been told Utd will refund all ticket holders and then offer free entry to them. Applies to both sides. Will cost around £3m.

Expensive mistake, that.

 

It's only a matter of time before someone Instagrams a sad fan with a forfeit hashtag. You've been warned.

 

Until it turns up on google plus I won't believe the rumours.

 

#official line is no compensation, just tickets remain valid

 

A whole league place


#technically8th

 

I sometimes feel a little sad that I have to come on here for United news, you spend so much more time trawling for United news than we do

 

What's everybody's goal of the season then ?? ... pretty hilarious that Benteke's on the MoTD list given the **** he gets on here all the time !!

 

You're so behind the times
...it all just comes to you on twitter...Facebook...feck sake even my phone pings me messages about stuff I didn't even ask it to!!!!

 

What the heyull Newcastle, what the heyull ?!

It's like the worst prank on all the fans, play awful all season, crush Spurs with 10 men in the last game

 

I'd expect it to be between Alli and Martina

 

It's not funny...I can't figure out how to turn the bastard stuff off...lol

 

Loads of good ones though, Vardy, Kane, Payet

 

if you weren't so much into dogging you'd have a quieter life

 

Have Spurs been this **** all season and nobody noticed cause everyone else has been ****?

 

I know!...nothing like just pissing on the fans...fair enough Spurs have crawled into a ball to cry but seriously....