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  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    You literally are a fecking ******. What the feck are you going on about???
     
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  2. leez

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    monkeys heed played in the 1986 world cup .in mexico briefly . does that qualify as a big name ..I am not sure
     
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  3. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Who gives a feck how big a name a manager is you fecking mong. Who did Wenger and Mourinho play for like?
    Your so called big name managers have won you feck all you twice relegated in less than 10 years twat!!
     
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  4. leez

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    ha ha that's the point can you not see it ,,,, just have not got the pulling power ..like you I would imagine
     
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  5. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Feck me mate you are painful. Is there any other Geordies about on here? This tw@t needs putting down asap!
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Foe me this season has been like having a sore and dodgy belly.

    When you have a dodgy belly, you sit there feeling uncomfortable, grumbling and knowing that something has to give. You know it won't end well and that there could potentially be disastrous consequences. The pain usually lasts quite a while and you wish something would happen to take away the pain. Eventually you let rip the festering, stinking fart that has been building over time. You would have preferred not to have had the dodgy tummy. Anybody looking at you would wonder how you could fail to be disgusted by what you had just done. The thing is, not only did the pressure ease on your sore belly, but by some sick and twisted logic, you just can't help taking a sniff and having that fleeting moment of pleasure and pride as you think to yourself - "I did that".

    No matter how ****ty things seem, there is always something to take pleasure in!
     
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    <laugh><laugh> . Quality mate.
     
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    Leez'= ******
     
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    untitled.png he will talk yo you on here ,, cause I aint listening ..your showing yourself up again ,been on the cheesey chips bah
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>. Feck me pal you really are thick. I hope those 3 kids you live with have their real dads genes and not yours!
     
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    cant be bothered with you .. like **** that wont flush ..goodnight enjoy take care
     
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  13. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Sleep tight sweet cheeks x
     
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    Why do I not get invites like that ?
     
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    I'm bored of this club now. See you in 10 years time...:emoticon-0158-time:
     
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