What's Worse

I'm bored and tired so please answer the following questions , what's worse :

Getting stuck in an elevator
Getting stuck in traffic

People talking during a movie
People smoking during dinner

Going blind at a movie
Going deaf at a concert

Getting a splinter
Getting a paper cut

Sweaty foot odor
Sweaty armpit odor

Your dad wearing a speedo
Your mom wearing a thong

Drinking sour milk
Eating stale bread

Getting stung by a bee
Getting stung by a Jelly Fish

Finding a bug in your sandwich
Finding a hair in your soup

Drinking warm beer
Drinking flat beer

Eating a worm
Swallowing a goldfish

An ear full of wax
A nose full of hair

Be potato peeled to death
Be cheese grated to death

Swim in a pool of cum
Swim in a pool of period blood


Yes , a few strange ones in there , found all of them on a stupid website.

Enjoy...

 

Ta-daa
Couldn't answer two of them

 

Getting stuck in an elevator
Getting stuck in traffic

People talking during a movie
People smoking during dinner

Going blind at a movie
Going deaf at a concert

Getting a splinter
Getting a paper cut

Sweaty foot odor
Sweaty armpit odor

Your dad wearing a speedo
Your mom wearing a thong

Drinking sour milk
Eating stale bread

Getting stung by a bee
Getting stung by a Jelly Fish

Finding a bug in your sandwich
Finding a hair in your soup

Drinking warm beer
Drinking flat beer drink alot of real ale so it had to be warm beer

Eating a worm
Swallowing a goldfish

An ear full of wax
A nose full of hair

Be potato peeled to death
Be cheese grated to death

Swim in a pool of cum
Swim in a pool of period blood

some hard choices the mam/dad thing <shudder>

 

Getting stuck in an elevator
Getting stuck in traffic

People talking during a movie
People smoking during dinner - Smoke + Food = Disgusting.

Going blind at a movie
Going deaf at a concert

Getting a splinter - You then have to dig around with a needle and tweezers for ages until you get it.
Getting a paper cut

Sweaty foot odor
Sweaty armpit odor

Your dad wearing a speedo - Why? WHY?
Your mom wearing a thong

Drinking sour milk - Did this in Weetabix once, never want it to happen again. Ever.
Eating stale bread

Getting stung by a bee
Getting stung by a Jelly Fish

Finding a bug in your sandwich
Finding a hair in your soup - Wet hair = most disgusting thing to find in food.

Drinking warm beer
Drinking flat beer

Eating a worm
Swallowing a goldfish ?!

An ear full of wax
A nose full of hair

Be potato peeled to death
Be cheese grated to death

Swim in a pool of cum - There is no typeface bold enough for both of these.
Swim in a pool of period blood

 

Getting stuck in an elevator
Getting stuck in traffic

People talking during a movie - I'm kind of one of THESE people...
People smoking during dinner

Going blind at a movie
Going deaf at a concert

Getting a splinter
Getting a paper cut

Sweaty foot odor
Sweaty armpit odor

Your dad wearing a speedo - He does anyway
Your mom wearing a thong

Drinking sour milk - Worse than stale bread, better than mouldy bread
Eating stale bread

Getting stung by a bee
Getting stung by a Jelly Fish - doesn't die when it stings you so can do it again

Finding a bug in your sandwich - hairs are good for added keratin in your diet
Finding a hair in your soup

Drinking warm beer - It's just wrong!
Drinking flat beer

Eating a worm
Swallowing a goldfish - I don't like fish

An ear full of wax - At least you can make a candle
A nose full of hair

Be potato peeled to death
Be cheese grated to death - Potato peelers are harder to use so this'd be quicker

Swim in a pool of cum
Swim in a pool of period blood

Whoever came up with that last one is sick in the head!

 

You are very strange.

 

I didn't come up with any of these

 

Getting stuck in an elevator
Getting stuck in traffic

At least if worst comes to worst you can ditch your car and run. Also, better choice of music whilst you wait.


People talking during a movie
People smoking during dinner

I don't like cigarette smoke but people who talk during movies? Take it outside or I shall have serious beef with you.


Going blind at a movie
Going deaf at a concert

You could still follow a movie as if it were a radio play, depending on how many explosions there are. Going deaf at a concert, watching people around you enjoying something you're missing. You can still dance about but it's not quite the same.


Getting a splinter
Getting a paper cut

Papercuts don't hurt until you look at them plus blood is better at getting sympathy.

Sweaty foot odor
Sweaty armpit odor

If I'm sweaty I want people to know about it. So long as it's not a high-class event **** 'em. I probably worked hard to get that odour.


Your dad wearing a speedo
Your mom wearing a thong

Calling my mam 'mom' would be a nightmare.


Drinking sour milk
Eating stale bread

I quite like stale bread, I like to pretend it's lembas bread from Lord of the Rings.

Getting stung by a bee
Getting stung by a Jelly Fish

Both are bad but at least I don't have the guilt of taking a life if a jellyfish stings me.


Finding a bug in your sandwich
Finding a hair in your soup

Hairs are much harder to spot than insects and to be honest, I probably wouldn't notice a fly or something if it was smothered in sauce.


Drinking warm beer
Drinking flat beer

Flat beer isn't too bad, if you chill it and chug it.


Eating a worm
Swallowing a goldfish

I've never had a pet worm so there's be no sentimentality involved. Chopped up in a curry worms would be pretty nice.


An ear full of wax
A nose full of hair

Nothing more satisfying than poking a cotton bud in your ear and coming out with a mountain, lets me know my body's productive. A stray nose hair can spoil my day.


Be potato peeled to death
Be cheese grated to death

Depends where they start to be honest.


Swim in a pool of cum
Swim in a pool of period blood

Everyone's had a sly **** in the bath before...

 

Your face is what's worse OP

 

Please , please , pretty please....try harder.

 

1*

Great comeback. Could have been done with more pace though.

Pace is the most important part in life

 

Getting stuck in an elevator been stuck in one once, for 3 hours! traffic's nowt, you've got a radio n that
Getting stuck in traffic

People talking during a movie i've paid to watch it, plus i smoke (although not at meal times)
People smoking during dinner

Going blind at a movie being blind's worse than being deaf
Going deaf at a concert

Getting a splinter sometimes you cant get it out
Getting a paper cut

Sweaty foot odor - put some shoes on and its no longer a problem
Sweaty armpit odor - there every time you move your arm (i.e. frequently)

Your dad wearing a speedo
Your mom wearing a thong

Drinking sour milk
Eating stale bread

Getting stung by a bee
Getting stung by a Jelly Fish - box jellyfish*...

Finding a bug in your sandwich
Finding a hair in your soup

Drinking warm beer
Drinking flat beer

Eating a worm
Swallowing a goldfish - you dont have to chew the goldfish

An ear full of wax
A nose full of hair - last i checked, both these are pretty much the norm though

Be potato peeled to death
Be cheese grated to death stabbed in the heart with a potato peeler that is

Swim in a pool of cum - eugh, slimy
Swim in a pool of period blood

 

Getting stuck in an elevator
Getting stuck in traffic

People talking during a movie
People smoking during dinner

Going blind at a movie
Going deaf at a concert

Getting a splinter
Getting a paper cut

Sweaty foot odor
Sweaty armpit odor

Your dad wearing a speedo
Your mom wearing a thong

Drinking sour milk
Eating stale bread

Getting stung by a bee
Getting stung by a Jelly Fish

Finding a bug in your sandwich
Finding a hair in your soup

Drinking warm beer
Drinking flat beer

Eating a worm
Swallowing a goldfish

An ear full of wax
A nose full of hair

Be potato peeled to death
Be cheese grated to death

Swim in a pool of cum
Swim in a pool of period blood

 

Bold ones are worse A few very bizarre ones

 

About the elevator question, are you alone with a very hot busty horny woman ????????????????

 

Getting stuck in an elevator massivly claustrapobic
Getting stuck in traffic

People talking during a movie
People smoking during dinner

Going blind at a movie
Going deaf at a concert love music too much would be tourture

Getting a splinter
Getting a paper cut

Sweaty foot odor
Sweaty armpit odor

Your dad wearing a speedo
Your mom wearing a thong just wrong on so many levels

Drinking sour milk
Eating stale bread

Getting stung by a bee
Getting stung by a Jelly Fish never had the displeasure but it wouldnt be good im sure

Finding a bug in your sandwich
Finding a hair in your soup

Drinking warm beer
Drinking flat beer

Eating a worm
Swallowing a goldfish

An ear full of wax
A nose full of hair

Be potato peeled to death
Be cheese grated to death

Swim in a pool of cum
Swim in a pool of period blood

 

Getting stuck in an elevator
Getting stuck in traffic

People talking during a movie
People smoking during dinner

Going blind at a movie
Going deaf at a concert

Getting a splinter
Getting a paper cut

Sweaty foot odor
Sweaty armpit odor

Your dad wearing a speedo
Your mom wearing a thong

Drinking sour milk
Eating stale bread

Getting stung by a bee
Getting stung by a Jelly Fish (I've got stung by a Jelly Fish - wasn't hugely bad - but heard that being stung by a bee is worse!)

Finding a bug in your sandwich
Finding a hair in your soup

Drinking warm beer
Drinking flat beer

Eating a worm
Swallowing a goldfish

An ear full of wax
A nose full of hair

Be potato peeled to death
Be cheese grated to death

Swim in a pool of cum
Swim in a pool of period blood

 

good gawd some of them send shivers down your spine!

 

Getting stuck in an elevator - usually they have a speaker to talk to someone at the end of the line like the recpetion desk of the building. You can always talk dirty to them to alleviate the boredom and pretending to crack one off hurries them up.


People talking during a movie - I usually find the people talking during a film are put off by the sound of cracking one off whilst moaning loudly and when you tell them to carry on chatting because you get off on mundane daily topics shuts them up.

Going blind at a movie - see above


Getting a paper cut - at least the splinter is blocked so you don't feel the pain of man juice stinging whislt in the cinema or lift.


Sweaty armpit odor - see movie and lift above. I'm not into the foot fetish scene and if I was; they'd have to be un-odered.


Your mom wearing a thong - I can't see this as being benificial to the lift or movie scenario.


Eating stale bread - the sour milk scenario is just wrong if you are in a lift or cinema.

Getting stung by a bee - see paper cut scenario

Finding a hair in your soup - never drink soup in cinemas or lifts and if you do; keep away from crotch level.


Drinking warm beer - see cinema for what may have caused beer to be warm

Eating a worm - do you get these in lifts? Cinemas? Maybe it got into the beer?

An ear full of wax - beware in cinemas

Be cheese grated to death - after the cinema? your ear?

Swim in a pool of cum - beware in cinemas