Please her maj retire and take your numpty husband with u silly old cow may have cost relations with the biggest player in the world that's china **** off back to Germany and by the way our family will be collecting your keys very soon....
u shud tell her in person over xmas dinner when u are made duke of charlton since ur henry VIIIs cousin lol
**** off fake Jono you daft ****. China are certainly not the biggest players in the world they are ****ed just now, hence the slump in the mining sector. Our Queen was only telling the truth and what did she say about Nigeria? **** all is what she said about Nigeria. Prick
She's got nothing on Phil. 1986 He told a World Wildlife Fund meeting that "if it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." While on an official visit to China, he told a group of British exchange students living in the city of Xian: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty–eyed." 1998 The Duke asked a British student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea: "You managed not to get eaten then?" 2002 While touring a factory near Edinburgh he said a fuse box was so crude it "looked as though it had been put in by an Indian". Somewhere I have a Viz comic with a strip entitled "The adventures of HRH Duke of Edinburgh" where at a hospital on spying a black guy in a wheel chair he quips "Christ a darky spacca, you don't get many of those, what de mattah him fall out of coconut tree"? I wish I could find it.
So when you are king Jonno, will you not be insulting foreigners? I can't really see the point of having a Royal family if they're not allowed to wind up the woppos, chinks, Micks etc.
