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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    John Terry

    His last home game and he is banned from it

    Total TWAT
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    he will still arrive on the pitch in his full kit after the final whistle though!
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Hadn't he already won this award?

    In 2008...holding his captain's armband and playing charlie big bollox for a pen before embarrassing himself as he slipped on his arse.

    Or when he shagged his team mates girlfriend and got himself banned from the England team.

    Or when he called a player a black **** and then got his black team mate to lie about it?

    Can't we just chalk up this latest moronic act to the everyday life and times of one self-important ignorant prick?
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    True, but he does play for Chavbus FC
     
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  5. Stan

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    What a stupid way to bow out.
     
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    That's guaranteed. I'm surprised he didn't turn up at Leicester and try to grab the trophy.
     
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    Chelsea have 2 games left and will be available for the last home game.
     
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  8. NSIS

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    Nah, second red card. Banned for two games...
     
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  9. DarloGeordie

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    Ahhh 2nd red card... Dirty bastard. <laugh>
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I think it's only fair that John Terry wins this award. In spite of fierce opposition, much of it from his own team mates, Terry deserves the coveted Twat Of The Season title following a year in which he rarely missed an opportunity to prove to the entire world what a monumental ****wit he truly is.
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Does he get to keep it?

    I'm sure its 5 in a row now.
     
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    His ex-teammates don't seem to fond of him, either:


    Full kit ****er?
     
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  13. Stan

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    Congratulations to Chelsea for officially being the worst champions since the PL was established. Their final position in the table and the final points gap between them and the new champions will be the ****test on record.

    Quite an achievement.

    Very fitting that they get to give Leicester, and particularly Ranieri, a guard of honour on the last day of the season.

    What are the odds on Terry running through the guard of honour in full Leicester kit? He may as well as he's of no use to Chelsea!
     
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    He's no fcking use to Leicsster either tbf <laugh>
     
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  15. Stan

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    Twattish club and fans of the season goes to Manchester City. They've treated Pellegrini terribly. He's not a particularly good manager but he is a nice guy who didn't deserve to be shat on by the owners mid season or snubbed by the fans yesterday. His farewell speech to an empty stadium was embarrassing.
     
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  16. Bodinki

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    They won three trophies with him in 3 seasons.
    Thats not bad at all, and he got them to a CL semi final for the first time in the clubs history.
    He isn't one of the greats, and his weaknesses are known to all, but you are right, they should have shown him far more respect than they did! Disgraceful from City fans.
     
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    I thought that was particularly twatish from City fans leaving so that Pelligrini gave his thank you and farewell speech to an empty stadium.

    City fans seem to have become accustomed to expecting success, I hope Pep has to lead them into the Europey pot next season.
     
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    I think he's a pretty good manager and remained dignified throughout.
     
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    Including this one.
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