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  1. ACWORTH2016

    ACWORTH2016 Banned

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    over to u.....
     
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    ACWORTH2016, Apr 30, 2016
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    "Would you like to see my penis?"
     
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    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Robin Hood to Maid Marion : " Wanna see my forest
    Maid Marion to Robin Hood " Sure would "
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    And?
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    "Get in the ****ing van"
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 30, 2016
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Tell them how much you like their hair do. Women spend longer on their hair than anything else, before a night out.

    It'll go down well after that I can promise you.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 30, 2016
  7. ACWORTH2016

    ACWORTH2016 Banned

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    well I tell u I have about 5 women all chasing me at the moment so I need have a think lol
     
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    ACWORTH2016, May 1, 2016
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  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    5 mental health care workers because you've escaped the secure unit.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Me: fancy a shag luv?
    Her: no.
    Me: mind lying down while I have one?
     
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    Archers Road, May 1, 2016
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    My name is Adam Johnson, i will give you a bag of haribos if you suck me man sausage.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You fancy earning a quick 50 quid?
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    If you dont scream i promise to let you go tomorrow.
     
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  13. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    First cousins are ok!
     
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    bayernkenny, May 1, 2016
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    Want to play sunbeds?

    You lie there n I tan the **** out of you p
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Sounds exactly like something a fleeto mink would say <ok>

    The LYT has some class. Wait until you hear @Scan's chat.
     
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    "Lollipop?"
     
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    GroveRanger, May 3, 2016
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    "Would you like me to be the cat?"
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Does your pussy do the dog?
     
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    "how heavy is a polar bear?"

    "im not sure?"

    "about the same weight as me, which is just heavy enough to break the ice. the names scan"
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> classic stuff m9
     
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