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Off Topic NSFW..A thread full of ****ing football and ****ing swearing

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Apr 30, 2016.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Well its ****ing crunch time. The useless twats have us all on ****ing tenderhooks yet afuckinggain.

    The useless ****s are scratching around at the twatting end of the season yet again. Another season of prancing around with their fingers stuck up their arses.

    The useless ****ing Dutch Dick started it off. The Tulip sniffing, clog wearing ****.

    Fanny farts like Bridcutt and Gomez offeref **** all to the squad. Cockwbles like AJ made it harder and gave the press a ****ing field day, the parasitic ****s.

    Weak as piss Rodwell and knackers like N'Donkey and Toi the tampax aint helped.

    SA wacky as **** subs, leave us scratching our knackers at times.

    Thank **** for Defoe, kirchoff and Kone, or we'd already be down with them ****s from the Midlands.


    So come on Arsene you ****ing French puff, and Pardew, you slimey ****ing toad. Get it sorted and beat those stinking dog ****ing ****s from NE1 and the deliverance cast from ****ing Knorfolk.

    And Sam ya big ugly bastard, get them fired up to batter the twats from the Potteries.


    Oh. And good ****ing luck Leicester, get it done ya ****s and then gan and bang them Thai whores again.


    **** THE MAGS

    **** THE CANARIES.

    <laugh>
     
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    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    Mad ****er!

    My sentiments exactly. Today is a big ****ing day.

    KKK to plough the potteries like bulls in a china shop and demolish the feckers.

    I hope the dorty rags abuse the **** out of Parsnip so het gets the bit between his teeth and does the Jawdee bastards in their back-passage.

    Arsenal should dee The farmers up the turnip.

    ****ing hope so anyway.
     
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    I'm going to go out on a limb here.....and suggest that drink had been taken <laugh>

    Good luck lads, too close to call between you and the Mags, Norwich will defo go imo, so that makes it a straight North East shoot out.

    May the best team win
     
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  4. Commachio

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    <laugh> stone cold sober.
     
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    Was going to say that's just normal for Comm
    ****ing cracking post though

    Edit - Forgot to swear <doh>
     
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  6. Commachio

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    :emoticon-0116-evilg.

    Waiting for the 'why did you swear so much' moan from someone.

    My reply will be 'oh do **** off ya moany twat'<laugh>

    OT and NSFW. How much ****ing warning do you expect.
     
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    **** off you stupid Scouse twat . . . . your post doesn't even include any ****ing swear words <doh>

    Do you not underfuckingstand English :huh:

    Comm made what this thread was for perfuckingfectly ****ing clear and you cocked the ****er right up, you ****ing dildo <grr>

    p.s. obfuckingviously the best of the three teams will ****ing win this battle :emoticon-0100-smile

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Sorry mate.

    It's the battle of the fat ****s. Sam's huge ****ing bonce vs the fat Spanish waiter.

    Which of these fat ****ers will win the day? Who ****ing cares :)

    p.s. Martinez is a bullshitting gobshite
     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    That's ****ing better :emoticon-0100-smile

    <hug>
     
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    Comms regular abuse of the hop is legendary - that coupled with his illness of the head makes an interesting combination. <laugh>

    Oh nearly forgot to swear there - Rafa is a c**t
     
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  11. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    ****ing useless cock wombles.
     
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