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Squinty pissed up Nigels on the train

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    True story honest to God. Heard my accent and thought I was a Hun and started talking pish.

    It was brutal.
     
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    32af0c59abd7510d6f642df5517d04ef.jpg
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Any chance of some upskirt shots today, Si?
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Did you end up shagging her?
     
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    A. I am not using the trains today
    B. No
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    This is a massive disappointment, and you've let us all down very badly. :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    My new train feature is an artistic commentary on modern society on the rails.
    I will not cheapen my work with vulgar sexual harassment of my subjects.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What if you do the upskirt shots in a tasteful and artistic black & white?
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Or in sepia
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Exactly. Simon is distinctly lacking in any artistic merit.
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

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    That's a shame. I thought the logical progression for you might be Ben Dover style gonzo porn movies. You proposition young ladies on the London-Norwich line and film yourself pumping them in the toilet.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    What happened to my photo?
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dunno. Was it artistic nudity?
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    Aye,up skirt in sepia and some of my best work.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    @Minxy

    Damn the unartistic mods on the forum <grr>
     
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