Tel just won gold for the endurance 13 hour rowing event. He rowed with everybody. Lost his voice in the end.
Hope so, all in good jest. I think Comm has found his area on this board with this thread, twice I've nearly spat me drink out at genuinely funny comments.
He destroyed you with that shooting comment. You've just got to hold your hands up at times like that
One of the few times I've genuinely laughed out loud at something I've read on the internet. Torched me.
' Rowing' has to be Smug! I'd award him the Gold medal for the bruising forum rows ...Boxing -V Joe for sure , - Rhythmic Gymnastics - well I try my best, Diving definitely Monty as he's always in the deep end ....also thinking about the winter Olympics -Nordic Combined - not sure who to nominate ?
And we're ready for the 400m final. In lane one, outsider Billy Cattermole who's just finished 3 tabs and 4 shots of Jaegermeister, he really doesn't have much hope. In lane two, his good pal Commachio... he's been on the Singha all night and he's actually facing the wrong way. In lane three, it's Teeside Mackem fresh off a nightshift, there's nobody to look after his boys so he's got one under each arm. In lane four, it's Bri who appears to be shouting obscenities at Comm whilst smoking his pipe. In lane five, is RAW he's the odds on favourite, he seems calm and very collected. In lane six, it's MackemsRule, nobody knows how he will run, we've not seen him in over 6 years. In lane seven, it's Albert's Chip Shop, in full riot gear... Billy appears to be trying to hit him with numerous dangerous objects. And in lane eight, last but... well just last because he's bored himself into a coma, it's Relic. And we are off, Albert has been caught with a Javelin through the back thrown by Billy and he's dead, Mackems Rule looks to have taken an early lead closely tracked by RAW then there's a bit of a gap back to Comm... Hang on, Comm's cock has just fallen off, he's stopped to run back and get it but unfortunately a dog has just decided to piss on it, Bri runs past and kicks Comm in the face, unconscious. Both Tees' kids have thrown up, there's baby sick in lane four and Bri has just slipped in it, face planted and knocked himself unconscious. RAW has just spotted Boris Johnson in the crowd and he's made a beeline for him, ooooh two footed tackle with his spikes on right in Bozza's grid, RAW's race is up, he's being arrested. Tees has tired himself out, the kids have taken their toll on him, he's fast asleep now in lane three as both his kids jump on his face. It's now a straight race between Billy and Mackems Rule for the gold, but what's this? Somebody in the crowd has just mentioned a transfer rumour and Mackems Rule has disappeared, into thin air. Billy only has to finish the race and he'll pick up GB's first gold of the Olympics, he's 40m from the finish line, Amanda Holden is on fire by the side of the track and Billy has just ran past her shouting "ah widnae piss on yer if yer were on fire... you ****ing slag"... 10 metres to go for Billy, he's going to do it, his face is lit up with joy as the finish approaches.... Oh no, it's Minxy, she's turned up in her nurses uniform after all these years of Billy begging, her growler is out, Billy has had his head turned... he's started to run in the opposite direction, towards the forest of pubes hanging out the bottom of Minxy's Tunic, and here's Tees... his kids are dragging him over the line, he's taken the gold... Billy has blown it!!! ****ing hell the things I do to entertain this board.
Blunham was interviewed after winning silver in the 100m proposal. "I just lost concentration, I had the ring in my pocket but I just couldn't get it out in time... on the bright side, she said yes and I still won a silver medal... you're all welcome to join us for cake in the hotel later".
. Minxys growler strikes one for the lesbo anti dwarf throwing front. Can someone now unchain Cardew from that crate, i think he needs first aid, or an undertaker.
Well that was a fun thread. Cheers Tel for making it work. Oh and Cardew ya babycham drinking, Uggs boot wearing librarian sex fiend.
looking for volunteers to umpire or ref the nude ladies pole vault and high jump whilst lying down on the landing mat.
