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  1. Commachio

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    The Queen.

    What does she actually do all day.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
  2. Tel (they/them)

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    Plays Scalextric with Phil, then sits at the top window lobbing bits of hot dog onto people coming for a nosey round her gaff.

    She also practices swinging irons with her clitty clamps.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Wonder if she's ever had the urge to stand at a window and start shouting 'OFF WITH THEIR HEADS' while randomly pointing at people.

    Be a reet laugh being the queen. Can get up to loads of mischief.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
  4. Billy Death

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    I like Phil.
    He comes out with some right corkers.
     
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    Billy Death, Apr 21, 2016
  5. Commachio

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    He's of his nut. Old lizzie chose a good one there.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
  6. Teessidemackem

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    The Queen had a Stroke recently.

    Philip said despite her age her hands are still very soft!
     
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    Teessidemackem, Apr 21, 2016
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  7. Commachio

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    You reckon they are still at it, or does she send the butler down to Soho to pick up some Ukranian pole dancer for him?
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
  8. Teessidemackem

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    Too right theyll be at it all the time...
    Corgi style.
     
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    Teessidemackem, Apr 21, 2016
  9. Commachio

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    Wonder if Phil has ever done Lizzie up the hoop.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
  10. Teessidemackem

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    Screenshot_20160421-131707.png

    I reckon shes pulled this face more than once in the bedroom.
     
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    Teessidemackem, Apr 21, 2016
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  11. Commachio

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    <laugh>.Phil sticking his thumb up her ****pipe there.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
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  12. Tel (they/them)

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    After chopping a couple of Jalapenos.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Apr 21, 2016
  13. Commachio

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    Oh oh oh me rings on fire, me rings on fire. Phil does lizzies hoop while listening to johnny cash.
     
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  14. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    [QUOTE="MrRAWhite, post: 9159866, member: 1000795"]The Queen had a ****e at 0818 am and the royal poo has now left Windsor Castle..Progress of its journey will be provided every 3 minutes on the national news..[/QUOTE]


    please log in to view this image
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Apr 21, 2016
  15. The Relic

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    I'd like HM to have an unsneaky tab and behead any self-appointed dictator from ASH who didn't like it. Gan on lass, have another on me. And happy birthday.
     
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    The Relic, Apr 22, 2016
  16. TigerRoo

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    Have you noticed that when you get married your new wife's **** doesn't stink?
    Yours does but hers doesn't and when you go in the bog after her there is about 18 empty spray cans of air freshener on the floor.
    For those of you not married yet this is TRUE!
     
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    TigerRoo, Apr 22, 2016
  17. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    This is directed at Monty/Wandy isn't it <laugh>
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Apr 22, 2016
  18. Gil T Azell

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    Think al gannin knock one out thinking about that
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 22, 2016
  19. Blunham Mackem

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    Jeez Gil!!! :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Apr 22, 2016
  20. Tel (they/them)

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    God Save The Quim
     
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