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Women Comedian's?

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Never heard of her
     
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    me either
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Bucky O'Hare :laugh:
     
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    Not funny at all...

    Billy Connelly did a funny sketch about her.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Pif paff **** and she was gone.
     
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    don't think theres any need to be homophobic dev, her corpse is barely cauld.

    bad form
     
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    Victoria Wid ... Ye
     
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    Got right on my t*ts when she did all that funny song at the piano shyte but she was very funny with Julie Walters (Acorn Antiques).

    Her best work was some of the documentaries she did. Was she still with the Great Suprendo when she karked it?
     
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    A marriage of convenience. She liked fuzzy felt and he liked sticky pricks.
     
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    Ach, she was alright. She got held up as a comedy 'legend' cause she had a fanny. Mildly amusing at best.

    Dinnerladies for ****'s sake. You can just tell that **** ER loved it.
     
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    **** off ****ter.
     
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    Jenny Eclair: Us women comedians owe her a huge debt.

    What a slag. Any chance to get herself noticed. Us women comedians, what a crock.
     
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    Victoria Wood's best one liners...reading them back, it's almost merciful that she's been put out of her misery.

    "My boyfriend had a sex manual but he was dyslexic. I was lying there and he was looking for my vinegar."

    "Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television."

    "People think I hate sex. I don’t. I just don’t like things that stop you seeing the television properly."

    "In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television."

    "I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill."

    "I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don’t know who got my moped but I’ve been driving that Peugeot for years."

    "Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597."
     
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    If that's the case Michael McIntyre needs to check his plums on an hourly basis.

    I hope he doesn't needless to say.
     
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    *comediennes

    Her show was OK apart from, as someone mentioned, the songs.
     
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