"These are my second pair of glasses. They have black rims. They make me look like the serial killer"
When I heard that, I literally nearly pissed myself "It's hard to find your second pair of glasses when you haven't got any on"
On the recent return of Sturridge: “But still, after this long period, you cannot use him as an orange and take each little bit of the juice.”
“We have to change from doubter to believer. “We have to change something and then see what we can achieve.”
On declining to give too much away before the game against City: “I won’t talk here about tactics. I think that even in Manchester they have televisions”
He was right to bring it up though. In some parts of Manchester they kneel at candle-lit shrines whose central point of devotion is an 80s analogue set. In other parts when you say the word 'television' all you get is a blank look of non-acknowledgment. The world moves slowly
