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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Apr 17, 2016.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sex, ****ing, bonking, let"s dee the back schuttle, whatever ya wanna call it. Pops on a doorstep banging away.

    Billy getting videoed.


    How risque have you been?


    Wheez been bucking far from the confines of a bedroom?












    Re-storing the board back to normal.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 17, 2016
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  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Not very, if I'm honest. A knocking shop on a massive bender's the furthest I've been.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    I"m not even gonna ask that horrible question, which everyone lies to.

    How many birds ya bucked,
     
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  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Lost count, comm ;)
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Ya a good man Sid. Seems a boring like.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    So not good at math then?
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Truth is, not that many. But I've been with the wife for 25 years...
     
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  8. Commachio

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    Thats good mate, you are a faithful man,

    What if temptation was put in front of you everyday?
     
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  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    It is! But my chances diminish with the passing years :)
     
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  10. Commachio

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    So apart from that one time, you have never bucked a whore?


    Which is probably 99.9% more times than most of this board.
     
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  11. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Just the one. Good experience as it happens. But I suspect that was just luck.
     
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  12. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You're not getting any are ya Comm.
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Apr 17, 2016
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  13. Gil T Azell

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    Some will know it but I once slammed the arse off this dirty young filly ( i have mentioned her before) next to the lookout post (Pillbox or whatever they call them) behind Penshaw Monument on a Sunday afternoon on the way down to Cox Green, no STD jokes Comm please.
    A glider pilot flew over whilst this humping was going on and flew past 3 times the perv. He was that low I could see the number on the plane below the wing and even had time to give him a wave.
    Couldnt last that long now mind. 3 flypasts.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 17, 2016
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  14. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬ Forum Moderator

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    been married 25 years -I've never cheated during our time together never wanted too - though before meeting my wife ...and being a drummer I got loads more shags than the bassist an lead guitarist but probably on par with the singer :emoticon-0103-cool:

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    its been fun thanks :), Apr 17, 2016
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    On a beach.

    Dont recommend it though, sand gets everywhere and you cant get a rhythm going as the sand keeps shifting under you and you have to move about again.
     
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    Blow job in a bar off a deaf and dumb bird, if that counts as strange?
     
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    mackemwelder, Apr 17, 2016
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    Marks out of 10??
     
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    Absolute cobblers. The singer got the pick of the bunch first. Lead guitarist (guess who? <devil>) next. After that it was the bassist. The drummer usually got whatever scraggy scrot end that was left. <laugh>
     
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    grandpops, Apr 17, 2016
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  19. its been fun thanks :)

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    <cheers>
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Apr 17, 2016
  20. mackemwelder

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    At least a 9 mate, not the prettiest bird i've been with but she knew how to use her tongue :)
     
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