Reading this story. A Liverpool fan got a nice surprise after losing his mobile phone on the Anfield pitch while celebrating Liverpool's winning goal against Borussia Dortmund. Reds supporter Liamie Marum was in the Kop end to see his side record one of the most famous European results in their history on Thursday. But he got a little carried away in the raucous celebrations as he got back to his seat and realised he no longer had his phone in his possession. Moments after the pandemonium died down, an Anfield steward approached Liamie and handed him his device back. After checking his photos, he noticed Liverpool defender Mamadou Sakho had got his hands on the phone and taken a selfie alongside Divock Origi! ................................................................................................................................ So if you lost your phone and later it was returned with a pic or ten on it, who would it be and doing what? Telt ya it can only possibly go one way.
If I found somebody's phone the first thing I'd do is check for nudes hoping it was a girls phone or a bloke who has pics of his Mrs. If they didn't have any sexy lady nudes then I don't see why I should do her or him any favours so I'd probably lob it in the nearest pond. After texting their mum that I'm fingering her til she gushes as soon as I get home.
Wasn't a phone cos they weren't invented back then but, i left a one of those disposable camera's next to my pint when i went for a quick piss. Never thought anything of it till i put it into boots for developing, just about every picture had a warning notice on it the bastards. 33 semi porno shots of the local (nigerian) night fighters.
you want them like this please log in to view this image but sadly end up with this please log in to view this image cue Billy, the top one is a titless stick.
Sadly, you're missing the point mate, the titless stick still has 3 holes to gan at and is pleasant to look at the heavy waller has the same holes but you'd struggle to find two of them and you wouldn't want to put your dick in the third one for fear of it being munched off.
Never been to the far east mate but pretty sure i'd enjoy it As you can probably tell, i'm bored at the minute, in the business lounge in Schipol airport onto my 4th glass of Pinot Noir and looking at another two hours before my next flight. I fear the worst Comm, my sat nav is all but buggered now, **** knows what it'll be like after another 4 glasses.
Unfortunately not mate, heading back to graft for a 6 week spell. Just had two weeks at home, going out for 6 and back home for 5 cos my back to back has a wedding to go to so we're shuffling about a bit.
