So, apparently one half of a celebrity married couple has indulged in a threesome with another couple, frolicking in a paddling pool filled with olive oil (or something). Now they've taken out an injunction in England & Wales so the press can't name the person concerned, or highlight the mockery this puts on their cosy family life and the harm it may do to their adopted kids, but this doesn't apply to the press etc, in Scotland or the rest of the world. Obviously, being in England myself, I can't furnish you with the name of the paddling pool playboy or the name of his spouse. To do so may incur the wrath of some madman across the water.
Sounds par for the course in celebrity land - somebody who I don't know couldn't keep their pants up while poor, equally unknown celebrity partner plays out their heartache in an equally public way. Meanwhile, randy and also anonymously famous house wrecker takes up more column inches. All will be revealed while conveniently aligning itself to the realease of a fragrance they haven't even sniffed, a book they haven't written or an album they contribute nothing except for roboticised, voice regulated wailing over the top. Cue more disinterested shrugs, headscratching and mumbles of "who?"
There are lots of reasons I may be considered odd, but is not having the slightest glimmer of curiosity or interest in this one of them?
We're not talking about footballers and certainly not footballers who play in all-blue, cheat on their wives with the girlfriends of teammates, lift trophies after games in which they were ineligible to play, and get away with racist abuse on the pitch, so no, I'm with you on that. I don't really care either...
All that olive oil would cost substantially more after Brexit, my heartfelt advice to those of you who might be considering this type of escapade, for heaven's sake get a move on, do it now.
Not having the slightest glimmer of curiosity, but you're gonna comment all the same, huh? To be honest, I found the whole thing hilarious.
I was aware of the self contradiction when I posted it, but the forensic powers of Uber Ubes will have spotted that I was posting about myself, because this site is all about me. Naturally.
Guys i need help on this one. I keep seeing the news and they never say. Now my Mrs is interested. If you cannot same the name give me a clue (which i can work out). Thanks Ellers
