I thought Hughes was married to the bird who opened the clothes shop in Swanland? That must have gone South.
Like OMG OMG gottta know where is it who's on it. OMG swoon. Get a ****ing life There's an Elvis on in my local tonight. Thats ****ing important.
Like you wouldn't bomb down to Robbies if you got wind the crazy gang were supping in there. Out of interest is this Elvis impersonator Bobby D? I'd wager not.
It appears to be Portugal. I was going to try and make a witty comment about it but I couldn't think of anything. That's how excited I am by this.
Now don't get me wrong, Chazz. I appreciate an Elvis. I'll always support an Elvis. I've watched many an Elvis squished into white jump suits over the years, panting and gasping his way through 'In The Ghetto', resuscitated my swooning wife as she watches the 'King' pulsate his pelvis and thrust his groin suggestively towards the more easily impressed lady, and regularly drunk a pint of syrup of figs when feeling a bit 'bunged up', just in case. But I had my head turned last week. In the Canaries. By a Frank impersonator. He did it my way, he got under my skin, he made me feel so young, he flew me to the moon, I got a kick out of him. He took me to the sunny side of the street, in what was a very good year. It was like witchcraft. In the wee small hours of the morning I felt that the best was yet to come. Ya Elvis gadgie can go away. Let him try again. He's like a stranger in the night. Frank impersonators are the future, mate. The King is dead. Long live the King.
I like you Ernie I really do but... If you're looking for trouble You came to the right place If you're looking for trouble Just look right in my face
Oh, the shark has pretty teeth dear And he shows 'em, pearly white Just a jack knife has MacHeath dear And he keeps it way out of sight When that shark bites with his teeth, dear Scarlet billows begin to spread Fancy white gloves has MacHeath dear So there's never, never a trace of red On the sidewalk, one Sunday morning Lies a body, oozin' life Someone's sneaking 'round the corner Could that someone perhaps perchance be Mack The Knife?
