Would we still be in this game if we had left Taylor back in Newcastle? Wijnaldum is a passenger in the hole for us and Moussa Sissoko is a poor man's Amdy Faye.
Palace doing us a favour and who knows, if Taylor doesn't pick the shirt up again we may have the faintest glimmer of hope.
Villa down, Norwich losing, Townsend scoring and the Fat Lady is sitting down. Edit AND Saylor going off. Up the Premier League we go, when we get to Europe this is what we'll sing We are Geordies, super Geordies Davies is our King
Awful side which I can't wait to see dismantled, Southampton dispatched them with ease. I hope Spain and Valencia aren't willing to touch you with a ****ty stick Benitez
They didn't break a sweat. Some of the strolling around from more or less any opposition we've taken on has been embarrassing for 2 or 3 years. We've thoroughly earned this relegation. At least the fat toadish lump Charnley had the good grace to look uncomfortable - I should at least get the satisfaction of seeing that pile of turd binned off in May.
I'll miss you lads, good bunch, but your defence is shocking, how did it get so bad? anyway the Jack army are on it's way to you........