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Match Day Thread Formation porn for Southampton

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Apr 3, 2016.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Cut your toe nails first and blend them into your smoothie for a bit of extra protein <ok>
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Can I just ask, does anyone else think the board are sitting with dopey faces watching this thinking "oh yeah... The defence... I knew we forgot something"
     
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  3. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    wow - what a bunch of unless ****ing ****s
     
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  5. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Bring on Doumbia. Just ****ing do it. Bring on anyone!!!
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Charlie has just said this is the worst defence and one of the worst teams in premier league history. That's the truth lads.
     
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  7. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

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    At least we should have relegation confirmed early this season. Couldn't handle a last day relegation like last time!
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Nonsense, 0-2 would be a great result... Hang on boys!
     
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  9. Lord Jonjomort

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    You're giving Charnley and co too much credit if you think they're 1) watching this, and 2) capable of independent thought.
     
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  10. xtal

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    that squad deserves relegation, no questions. utter **** show.... Feel sorry for Perez and Darlow, the rest can ****ing eat **** the ****ing ****s
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    Jesus Christ terrible
     
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  12. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    The thing is we've been screaming at Sissoko, Saylor, Gini, Janmaat, Anita for months if not longer - how are they still starting? I must admit, I didn't think it could get worse but it's going to be considerably downhill from here.

    I mean Janmaat missed the ball then had a quick snooze.
     
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  13. Nobby's Trumpet

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    With all that Rafa has achieved he's doing the club very few favours in this predicament. He's just not aversed with this level of professional... I don't think many managers are though tbh.
     
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  14. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    :emoticon-0159-music3-2 We're going to win 3-2, we're going to win 3-2
    3-2 we're going to win 3-2 we're going to win 3-2:emoticon-0159-music

    :bandit:
     
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    If we sack Benitez and do what I suggested when McClaren was sacked, I would get a season ticket, as it is, we won't, so the board have ensured a shambolic end to this season, and a horror-show start to the championship.
     
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  16. Captainchaos.

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    Come on oardew
     
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  17. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Janmaat doesn't fancy it anymore. Regular as clockwork, although at least he's just feigned injury this time instead of getting himself sent off.

    Sissoko at RB now and Anita LB. Jesus wept.
     
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  18. General Lee Speaking

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    Time for Rafa to hold his half time talk on the pitch in front of the away supporters.
     
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  19. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    On this site there's a few caravans of people down from Newcastle. All the blokes have, oddly enough, just elected to take their dogs for a walk...
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Cheer up - Villa will be relegated today <laugh>

    You can laugh at them for about 2 weeks.
     
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