Monopoly Wars

Is it ever a good idea to play this ****ing game with family?

I want to go on a killing spree at this point!

 

its fairly stupid game really cos frankly the first circle of the board largely determines a lot.

If you are going last... well...

first they all want the dog or the boot.

then they cheat rolling dice.

then whoever is the banker gets accused of shorting.

great for winds ups though

 

Would I get away with mass murder though?

 

Depends on how you get rid of bodies usually.

 

Love monopoly!!

buy the oranges and build as many houses as possible and you'll win the game

 

Always had to be the sports car

Is it the original you've been playing or one of these new fangled Monopolies based on TV and other cities ??

 

Simpsons version. It's over thankfully someone won don't know who.

 

Wasn't you then.

 

You've been at it more than a year though

 

It's the Welsh version...if you build a hotel you have to pay anyone who is unfortunate enough to land on it, the "community chest" belongs to Kinky Cery's from number 43, you have to Go to Swansea instead of jail and you instantly lose all your money if you land on Port Talbot......

 

Every time you pass "go" you get another sheep

 

Might have been, I had lost the will to live and was ignoring everyone at that point.

 

No, if you'd won you would have known. Victory dancing and gloating are mandatory after a monopoly win.

 

Could you imagine the cheese version of monopoly?

 

Do not pass go.....ever

 

Denise is community breasts.

Baseball mate is in jail.

Finally is the waterworks.

And so forth and so on.

 

the cheating ****er is always the banker

used to play another game sort of similar called "game of life", dont know if anyone knows that one, bit more relaxed than monopoly as no incentive to cheat and get mayfair etc.

 

Deffo remember it.

You could leave school and get a job or go to college but I don't think there was become a crack where or a Justin beiber option in it.