Harry "the Hurra" Kane

Putting it that way yeah i agree, but neither madrid or barca are going to bid for kane this year or next or the one after that. you also have my word

 

AFAIK, Aubameyang could be the target for Perez this summer.
Barca have no need for a striker unless Suarez gets badly injured or his gnashers go
off on one again (and even then, I reckon they would not ditch him) .

 

Hes been brilliant, if he's not off to real then some other club will pinch him from dortmund and yes a much more likely target for madrid than kane - @Hoddle Is A God you plonker

 

People have claimed the boy made a pledge to his granddad that one day he would
play for get Real Madrid. That is scent of blood stuff for their state-sponsored unsettling machine.

 

tbf those "people" probably are Real's state-sponsored unsettling machine

 

"tbf those "people" probably are Real's state-sponsored unsettling machine"

God, even his granddad. Nothing is sacred to them.
If he is going, I hope Dortmund can get to the Perez rinsing stage ASAP without
the state-sponsored summer of unsettling that Spurs suffered in 2013.

 

Not looking so ****ing good now, is it?

 

Sadly not. He's probably forgotten by now though.

 

I'm sure that you're going to do the honest thing and remind him though, eh?

 

I've lost his number, tragically.

 

I think we've all just got yours, though!

 

Can any of you guess which shrewd genius made this prediction?

"When Harold Kane ****s off to Man Utd, the Spuds will be back in mid-table."

 

Jack Wheelchair? Kind of thing he would say.

 

I would say me but I would've wrote hurra kane

 

Nostradamus?

 

Nostramousus has spoken.

 

Can't be, none of my predictions come true

 

Like the other bloke, you don't necessarily have to be alive when they come true.
Note : I am not advocating suicide for you as a means of attempting to increase the likelihood.

 

That's not very nice man

 

#sensitive