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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Your help needed fellas. We've a caravan in Northumberland, the site is lovely and we have a nice secluded pitch with a big garden. However, some people deem it ok to wander over our grass with their hounds....which interrupts our privacy when we are sunbathing in the noddy!

    So, a sign is needed to stick in the grass to encourage said people to keep off. I have every faith that you lot will come up with some marvellously witty ideas. How about....?

    "Danger. Mines"

    or

    "Your dog will be SHOT"

    Over to you....
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 21, 2016
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I **** horses, your bitch is for free.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nice one Comm, very countryside-related :laugh:
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "No Irish, No Gypsies, No Dogs" <whistle>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "No Dogging Allowed!"
     
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  6. Commachio

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    A caravan for free love.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Will suck chucky for money
     
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  8. Nordic

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    "GET THE **** OFF MY MANOR,

    YOU DOG-WALKING ****"
     
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    Nordic, Mar 21, 2016
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

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    ^^ ****ing hell <laugh>
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Welcome to poodle **** palour
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "FOR SALE: RECENTLY
    CHOPPED-OFF DOG'S
    BOLLOX    "
     
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    If you are reading this sign, your dog is already dead
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    On the front of the sign....."PLEASE KEEP OFF THE GRASS"

    On the back...."CAN'T YOU READ YOU THICK TW*T?"
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Animal brothel inside. Have glass tables.
     
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    "KEEP OFF, DANGER OF SINKHOLES"
     
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  16. Commachio

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    FODGOF

    **** ONE DOG GET ONE FREE
     
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    "DOGS LEFT UNATTENDED WILL
    BE SOLD TO THE CHINESE    "
     
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    "GEORDIE BOY....I FUUCK DOGS"
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Ant and Dec grooming salon. Starring Cheryl 'will suck anything' slagbag
     
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    Warning, game hunting in progress, trespassers risk being shot.
     
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