A warning to the good folk of Tyneside.

Either way, I'll not end up crying.
Love you all.
xxxxx

 

Hello mate ~ hope alls well with you and yours.

 

Day to day mate, only way to stay sane now..

Got yours truly here tomorrow, so I'm expecting a win as usual..

Things ok your end?

 

Aye, same here.

Bloody hell, keep him away man.

 

Doesn't need to, it's the pinnacle in derby banter trumping, It replaced 5-1 which you lot used to use but has now lost it's effect thanks to record breaking domination.

 

Good old QWOP, our lucky mascot.

 

Final whistle - we're in the bottom 3. Till tomorrow of course.

 

All I see is the 5-1 reference, which makes the whole thing hilarious and as such not remotely offensive.

Let it go lads, let it go, it doesn't hurt anymore.

That said, you've had **** all off us since so I guess it's like ****ing over the last lass you knobbed after a mammouth dry spell (not that I have any personal experience of this of course...)

 

Or finding an old 70s porn mag, dusting it off and having a tug. You know if had a more recent porn mag you would be ****ing over that one.

 

The big match starts at 1.30 tomorrow
And end with the scrum feeling full of sorrow
Big Sam will pick a team full of tricks
Which will puzzle and confuse your team of dicks.
Borini and Defoe will tear you a new arse
If of course the ref ain't a farse
The mackems March on under Sam allardice
While Benny the Muppet pays the ultimate price.
Police put head gear on all their horses
In anticipation for the nag punching forces.
A win for us is a massive hit
Then we leave the toon, what a pile of ****
The mags drown their sorrows in the usual hole
Spending the last of their hard earned dole
Tough times ahead for the team from the Tyne
But their going down coz they ain't got no spine.
Reds to triumph once again
To inflict the most massive pain
7 up, come on you sunderland and
**** them up from that **** hole blunderland.

 

Much better than the op.

 

I reckon it might be Norwich on a good run now, so we need to win tomorrow and 37 points to stop up.

 

There once was a geordie with a Mexican hat
Wherever he ate, that;s where he shat
Whenever he slept, it was with his mam
His daughter's ambition is to fill a cheap pram
with kids who have piercings, tattoo's and a Greggs
Believe me. It's true. These folk are the dregs.
So go to newcastle and enjoy its history
Why folk live there? Well that is a mystery

x

 

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Is that because your club don't have a ****ing clue what they are doing

 

I've just been watching the footage of the Newcastle fans rioting after a derby defeat

Sunderland fans behave well

 

I'm cacking meself already

 

We can both catch Pardew, and I mean Pardew.

Palace squad is top 10 but **** for brains could make a pair of magnificent tits look worthless.

 

I've gone into nervous melt down already.

 

It's because Rafa is committed to his ideas.