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The Return of the King

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Mar 10, 2016.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    At least mate.
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    When you say household - do you in fact mean caravan?
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I do not now nor have I ever owned a mobile home. You must think I'm Irish.

    Bad form sir.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Skip then?
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Not since I lost my leg fighting for Queen and country you rotter.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <yikes> Help For Aldos<wah>
     
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  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Hauners for Aldo...
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Leggers wid be better.
     
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  9. User Deleted

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    the militia have stopped me posting porn drawings <grr>
     
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  10. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Well I did get a lot done that was more interesting than wasting time on GC - you know - stuff like examining my own turds - I found them to be really stimulating
     
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  11. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Ribbed for your pleasure?
     
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  12. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Good to have you back mate <applause>
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ban hammer incoming
     
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    yaaaassssss u cant keep a good man down
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    *were

    Spastic <doh>
     
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  17. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    That's a bit rich coming from somebody sooooooooo literate as your good self - there are more words to the English language than ' Spastic, *****, ****, Off, And, & Die'. I hope that those didn't form your entire CV for the job interview - unless of course it was(were), to be working at (in), a moron factory.

    ps - and before any other smartarse says it - I should have included '****.'
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    * so
     
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  19. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Folks, The King has been back 2 days and he's already left multiple farters bleeding and torn. Massive internal injuries have been sustained by Mon, Aldo, and Toby after @alwaysright forcibly rammed his monster penis balls-deep in to them. Doesn't even wear a condom because there are none big enough.

    Wonderful to see the POTY 2015 back in his natural habitat, ghaping the overpopulated ****y ***** section of GC <laugh><ok>

    Keep up the good work, mate <applause>
     
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  20. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    #BRINGHIMHOME
     
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