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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Didnt realise they had apprenticeships in Victorian England :bandit:
     
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    They go back 800 years at least. <ok>
     
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  3. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    There is a jockey called Richard Head.

    I used to live next door to a bloke called Richard Pitt, everyone called him Dick. He replaced his doorbell with one which had a space for you to put your name on a slip of paper. He put "Dick Pitt" and could not see what was wrong in this even when I pointed it out!
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Hoping Denice's magnificent tits will be out again tonight <ok>
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Why, is she lifting up her skirt?
     
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  6. saintanton

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    The Cheese (as told on here, at least) never ceases to amaze me. What sort of establishment is it where the landlady flops 'em out all the time?
    It's like something from Hogarth.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're behind the times, ****chops. Her tits are superbly firm <ok>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    When her sister was the landlady, she used to do it as well. That was a sight I thankfully managed to avoid. They were excessively pendulous, apparently <yikes>
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Handy for sweeping the floor after closing time.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sweeping the floor? <laugh>
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I think got so used to it that stories from there are no longer that shocking....

    not really had a #classique from there in a while
     
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  12. saintanton

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    Yeah, sorry. Silly of me, that one.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There hasn't been anything juicy for quite some time, apart from those tits <ok>
     
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    You're right- we've become desensitised. In any other context these things would be noteworthy, but they're just routine in the Cheese.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    If you go back to the very beginning of this thread, there was much more heavy **** going on than there is at the moment. Denice must have cleansed it too diligently <laugh>
     
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    Does da cheeeeze do apprenticeships ??
     
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  17. saintanton

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    For what, now?
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    thievery?
    assault?
    Dealing drugs?
    Fencing?
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    No but they do apprentichips :bandit:
     
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    Getting 'em out?
     
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