You've heard it here first folks. Benteke is realised it's March and his time has come. The spring tide is rising and the "machine" is going to score a goal a game from here on in.
He knows his time has come. He was just waiting for March and he knew he'd score against palace. A place we'd not won at in league since 90s. He's a machine
Origi (9), Studge (6) and Ings (5) have managed a combined 20 league appearances compared to Benteke's 24
And combined they'd look like a 6 legged freaky human centipede but you know all about human centipedes don't you
you still want him gone in the summer though dont you i assume ballo and him that klopp will try and get rid of, just hope there is a suitable replacement, or will it be this winger idea? or that be covered by marcovic? just concentrate on mid, defence and a goalie hopefully. fecking machine lol, good wum
Yeah can't see Ballo and Benteke lasting beyond the summer. Credit to Benteke against palace though - I thought he made some good runs for a change, and I loved his penalty.
I can. Not because Klopp rates them or chooses to keep them but because we'll struggle to find a mug willing to pay what we want for them.
Benteke i can see us receiving offers we would accept but Ballo not unless we get some lunatic Chinese offer. Best we can hope for with Ballotelli is another loan or maybe someone willing to take a gamble and take him for say £2m. personally a free transfer would be fine with me
Without doubt someone will take a gamble at £2m but i don't think we'd sell him for that. I think we'd just loan him out again instead in the hope that someone will pay more later should he have a half decent season. Can't see anyone paying £20m+ for Benteke either although I'd take that anyway.
i can see offers of £20m and possibly more for Benteke just look at some of the sums clubs spent on forwards last season
no next year he'll peak in march and win us the CL after he wins us the europa this year. Its written in his form history the machine starts in march.
balotelli is not a machine. this article is not about that ****e. we've heard from RHC that he's a hairdresser in oslo now apparently.
