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Off Topic Dogs beware!!

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by yarco canary, Feb 24, 2016.

  1. yarco canary

    yarco canary Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I heard about that on Breakfast news this morning and at the end of the day, it was the safest option for all concerned. Highlights the need for owners to keep their pets under control.

    Also read about an elderly man who jumped into Southwold harbour to try to save his dog at the weekend, which necessitated the lifeboat to be launched to save him!!!! <doh>
    Needless to say, the dog was able to get out on its own!!!!
     
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  3. Hairy Mary Quite Canary

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    Barking mad if you ask me
     
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  4. KIO

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    All this squit because a dumb animal was killed to prevent danger to HUMAN life. God preserve us <doh>
     
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  5. General Melchett

    General Melchett Well-Known Member

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    C'mon KIO, even a bitey dog has to be more valued than the Welsh!

    Bah!
     
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  6. ncgandy

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    What squit? Even the owner said police made the right decision.
     
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  7. Tony_Munky_Canary

    Tony_Munky_Canary Well-Known Member

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    Why does being a human automatically mean your value of life is higher than that of a dog or other animal? Not how it works for me, Christ, I'd choose a dog over the vast majority of humans I've come across if I'm being honest. Dogs are awesome creatures, humans in my experience are generally spoiled, molliecoddled ****ers who don't know when they've got it good. I'd rather live in a world of dogs than a world of humans any day <ok>
     
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    That's all very well Munky but don't come sniffing my arse if you know what's good for you! :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  9. General Melchett

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    Is that why you moved to london then?

    Bah!
     
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  10. KIO

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    Dogs are filthy animals, you always know when you enter the house of a dog owner it ****ing stinks. Give me a Cat any day, they hate being dirty and are forever grooming themselves. They don't need to be taken for a walk, they're intelligent enough to do it themselves and they hunt, kill and if they can be arsed eat mice, rats and other rodents.
     
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    All creatures great and small
    May your God preserve them all

    <ok>
     
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  12. Cruyff's Turn.

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    This is a copycat incident. About three weeks ago I was driving down a lane near Halesworth when a fox came round the corner, looked at me and leapt through a hedge. Immediately two fox hounds appeared in hot pursuit, they both hit the front of my car and went bowling down the road. I stopped and told the pursuing hunt that I had hit two of their hounds. I then informed the police as I thought you had to notify hitting dogs. They just said that it wasn't an offence to chase the fox, which I have since found to be untrue. Anyway I touched the hunt for three hundred quid quiet money.
     
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  13. Tony_Munky_Canary

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    You know that cats hate us don't you? Absolutely no comparison between the relationship between man and dog and man and cat, a dog would give it's life trying to save it's owner, a cat literally wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, it would not give two ****s if you were having a heart attack or suffocating to death. It's been shown that if you feed any random cat for something like three days in a row then it's practically your cat, it will always come to your house and it wouldn't care less about it's original owner.

    Cats aren't clean animals by the way, they are just covered in cat spit - have you ever tried to wash a cat in water? And as for the smell, have you never been in a house where people keep cats? Cat piss is far worse than any aroma given out by a dog, just another example of you not having a clue what you're talking about <doh>

    And regarding the "don't need to be taken for a walk", I've got news for you - dog owners generally enjoy getting off their fat arses to take the dog for a walk, it's part of the appeal of having a dog you know. Nothing better than the fresh air of a countryside walk taking the dog for a stroll - what enjoyment do people actually get out of having a cat???

    Happy to read that this is another subject we disagree on, chalk and cheese you and I, and I'm definitely happy enough about that.

    Back on 'ignore' setting for you <ok>
     
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  14. KIO

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    You needn't bother putting me on ignore Mr Munkface because I've had it with this site
     
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    Bloomin eck you two get a room. It's perfectly possible that cats and dogs can both make good pets. I have two cats, one dog and several fish. Any persons relationship with any animal (Insert welsh joke here!) is personnal and some will love the independance of a cat and find a great companion when they come for attention or a play. A dog gives you near total dependance and also provides good companionship. A dog will do more for you granted and some breeds might lay their life on the line for you. But I could gaurantee you a Beagle is blissfully unaware of your existance more so than any cat if there is so much as a morsel of food within a 100yrds.
    On your point about cats and smelling worse because of their piss, well I can tell you, our cats could piss all over me, the house and the entire garden and they could not come close to our beagle. His flatulence could peal wall paper. On top of that there is that doggie smell that is more punjent than any cat smell. We wash him reasonably often and there is just that dog smell which gets at least ten times worse if he's got wet.
    Youre right though about walks, I do like getting off my fat arse to walk the dog, it is one of the great joys of having a dog, that is not to say that people can't have a walk without a dog, less need to pick up poo being the obvious plus, but it certainly keeps you motivated to do so what ever the weather (That could constitute a down side though!).
    I love having cats and dogs both great animals and preferable to many humans.

    Bah!
     
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    Bah!
     
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  18. KIO

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    Sorry General but he winds me up no end with his holier than thou attitude, complete knob <doh>
     
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  19. Tony_Munky_Canary

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    Wahay!!
    Job done then, that was my sole intention <laugh>

    You are without doubt the biggest arse I have come across on this forum, I'm sure you used to be ok but in the last year or two you just come across to me as a complete and utter tool. Oh if only you were being serious about you having "had it with this site". If that was true it would be the best news of the week and I could get back on with enjoying this place again, though sadly like most of the crap you post it it undoubtedly without any actual foundation and you'll still be hanging round like a bad smell for a while yet, which is a real pity as far as I'm concerned

    As long as you're enjoying yourself anyway <laugh>
     
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  20. KIO

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    I thought you had me on 'ignore' ? You just love me really don't you Munkypoos and can't wait for my next post :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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