Match Day Thread 2015/16 Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

for the love of god you're on a footie forum so stop trying to bring reality into this

haven't read the article but regularly read them and wondered what the headline had to do with the the actual report - mind yo i still think Astros post was funny and appropriate

 

Yeah but he'd be a **** defender and keeper

 

If he were at Suarez's level then maybe they'd be top

 

Not sure about defending but he is a great diver so keeper should be no problem

 

"I'm not saying the others like Lucas Vazquez, Jese and Mateo Kovacic are not good players - they are very good players - but it's not the same."

What a cockwipe.

Funny imaging him at Man Utd though when all the Man Utd fans actually thought he was joining them, when he just wanted a pay rise. Wonder what he'd say about having to play with Chris Smalling & Phil Jones launching balls 60 yards up the pitch towards his head for 90 minutes.

 

If I were them I'd absolutely cream him in training.

I'd go through him for a door

 

Great players raise the game of those around them

Ronaldo, like Sterling, is just waiting for the players around him to challenge for trophies for him, in the hope he'll then be there to finish off a move or take a penalty

 

@donga kloppo Stop spreading rumours, they are just good friends.

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Scissor sisters, eh?

 

Lose/lose situation though isn't it, imagine things the other way around, "we don't miss Marcello, Pepe, Bale or Benzema. The players that have come in are just as good, maybe even better so there is no difference".
At least he is honest and says it like it is, have your players ever said they have missed Sturridge and it will be good to have him back (they have, all players do when a top player is missing from the team), how does that make the stand-in feel and is it any different to what Ronaldo said?

 

Homophobe

 

#desperate

No one has ever said what Ronaldo did, which is he did nothing wrong but the rest of the team wasn't good enough

 

That's you lot ****ed then

 

Er, I did once play a an Epiphone.

 

Google translate said obscure Chinese dialect, can not translate

 

That would have been a xylophone, still, it proves you are reading the thread

 

Yea...

Who has actually said anything like what Ronaldo said?

He didn't JUST say we missed our key players, that's a disingenuous description of what he said. If he had said we lost because of our injuries and a lot of key players are missing, nobody would've said anything, because it would've been a reasonable observation. That's not what he said though, he went on to say he wished all the players were at his level, implying they lost because of his team mates and that there was no blame on him for the result, he then went onto name certain players and implied that they weren't good enough to play with him and that he doesn't like playing with them.

 

I once tried the euphonium at school - not for me. I think Ronaldo settled on the pink oboe.

 

Yep

He was then promptly heatbutted by Zidane and forced to run back to Marca to #backpedal about fitness