A client once told me they were trying to claim from 'Sentinental', their card insurance. Had to bite my lip very hard.
And we're still paying Jenas' wages to tell us how you need to shoot to have a chance of scoring. At least Michael Owen is paid for by mug punters like me who have BT
Anyone who drives all the way down an empty lane to then cut in to the busy one at the last second. People who do stuff "for charity" they want to do anyway. If you want to skydive do it your ****ing self.
Any bit of bad weather now being given a name. The Israel v Palestine debate. Liverpool and United fans from Hertfordshire.
****ing hell. With the BBC I put it down to box ticking but someone must actually rate him as a pundit.
Carling, Carlsberg and Grolsch. The fact cannabis hasn't been legalised still when it obviously should be. Those football stewards who block players off from jumping into the crowd. Robbie Savage's mum's vagina for producing that
Tourists who moan that 'it's not like home' when travelling. People who want a deep and meaningful chat when football is on.
Joe Pasquale's voice Insurance and similar adverts: gocompare.com, the meerkat adverts, confused.com etc My in-laws London Fashion Week and the ridiculous/hideous outfits the stick thin Belsen escapee-like models wear, in fact, fling the whole superficial fashion industry in
Insurance: it really is a dreadful business Corporate Culture sayings latest is currently signing off a email with the word 'boom' Lady Gaga The U.K. culture in everyday life of people trying to owe any subject matter: A wasted nation repeating knowledge from the Internet. A conversation nowadays is like playing trumps as facts and figures are traded in a one upmanship battle of wits. U.K. People who go away on holiday abroad for two weeks and come back as Colombus when in truth they have been on a iPad U.K. Youth who frankly will not cut it if the **** hit the fan The university industry of selling a pointless degree to kids who come out in debt and go for jobs that have already gone so they end up in catering anyway. The premier league and the circus that goes with it Essex Norwich City FC Eggs 96% of UK TV 78% of French TV Online betting Estate agents Cold Calling tbc
rugby and American football fans who think the deciding factor on how good a sport is how hard people get 'hit' ffs it's not ****ing boxing
80% of UK girls/women who seem to live their lives as if they are in a soap opera. Their focus seems to be make a drama out of anything and then relive it to as many people they know as possible Hipsters with deliverance type beards who would scream if they got picked by a bramble Idiot Brighton based family units who attempt interior design to keep up with the Jones . Farrow and Ball paint which is crap. They subscribe to tech and lifestyle mags and feed their children kous kous while planning their next project to paint their house in stale grey Family units that have sold their London based homes for 1m and moved to Sussex to moan it's not trendy enough as if they are super clever people Roads in the UK on a bank holiday Sunday trading People who use commercial companies as map references " Go down the road past Tescos and PC world turn right at Waitrose ( they always add that's where they shop) etc etc Idiots with laptops who can't use them and buy a new one every 6 months and proclaim they are tech heads People who believe the Internet or the news esp the BBC People who think Countryfile is about the Countryside The idiot Wearher forecasters who spread drama every chance they get Don't tell me to drive carefully in drizzle Sales and the idiots that go to them thinking they are the smart ones Men who shop in TK Maxx and then brag about their designers labels Match of the day Female football reporters who are just getting a career and really want to host programmes about cushions Nike Vauxhall cars with Little English flags on them during football FIFA People who let their kids run around like free range piglets Zombies on phones while trying to walk People who ask me to fix their Apple devices while pretending they aren't tech heads but as soon as I get working they return to being Heinz Wolf Posters who only use this forum to rant and escape
