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I'm Horny. Horny, Horny, Horny!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by luvgonzo, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal has told his players to be "horny" after demanding more passion for the Europa League clash with FC Midtylland.
    United are 2-1 down to the Danish side going into Thursday's last-32 second leg, having already been knocked out of the Champions League.
    Asked what he wanted from his team, Van Gaal replied: "Desire, hunger. A lot of times I use the word 'horny'."

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35654173

    Now I know that I have a reputation for amending media but I didn't touch this one it's just perfect as it is.
     
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  2. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Maybe it will result in Shexy Football.
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Rooney is not sexy <laugh>
     
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  4. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    We saw how well that worked out for the Geordies :)
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    We were the first team to play them afetr that strange statement and advertising, we won 4-0 if I remember correctly.
     
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  6. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
    indeed

    It was sexy football alright, if finishing midtable and losing two back to back FA cup finals turns you on <ok>
     
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    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, but you put him near an old person's home and he sure is horny!
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He's changed his ****ing tune hasn't he? They were title contenders about 5 minutes ago <laugh>
     
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  9. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I think his players must be horny. They've done a great job of ****ing him and their club!..:biggrin:
     
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  10. gd_90

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    I think he is always horny. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  11. Christiansmith

    Christiansmith Well-Known Member

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    Saved me from starting a thread on this...

    That ****er must have sex on the mind 24 hours a day...
     
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    Christiansmith, Feb 25, 2016
  12. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    Does that mean Giggs is playing
     
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  13. Christiansmith

    Christiansmith Well-Known Member

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    No. He is saving his energy for giving his snake regular work outs. LVG would be proud of him.n
     
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    Christiansmith, Feb 25, 2016
  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Has to think of something to stop himself falling asleep watching his team I suppose <whistle>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Feb 27, 2016

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