Paisley - City of Culture ?

She was as thick as mince and dropped her drawers for practically every man she met, sounds like a Paisley girl right enough. Even Sitting Bull had a shot of her as I recall (Flashman and the Redskins)

 

You say all that as tho it's a bad thing.

 

Hmmm, mibby I should visit Paisley more often.

 

My ex used to live on Espedair Street. That's an Ian Banks novel for the illiterate

 

Did he write many novels for the illiterate?

 

All Ian Banks novels are for the illiterate. Utter ****in cack.

When I was a teenager one of the 'cult' books to read was his "The Wasp Factory". ****e. Hyped up by morons.

And don't get me started on the tripe that is "The Bridge".

Thank **** the **** is deid.

 

Have another glass of wine Fingers.

 

Its Iain, thought you'd know that

 

Okey dokey

 

Who gives a ****. The bad cancer got him and that's all that matters.

 

Well I'm off to some tally restaurant in Paisley the morra to not get ma hole

 

I'm sure he'll be a kind and considerate lover