I'm f.ooking bored of AJ and the rest of the EU ****e.

So here's a daft question.

SKP. The legend...How would he do in this team?



Ask away, any daft question, the dafter the better.

 

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

 

what is this term hamburger, you american freak?

 

why do I still have to apply for a tax disc when I don't get charged for it?

 

because you were caught on camera with sebastian coe, in a compromising situation.

 

He was crap without quinny.
Didn't quinny have a large bet on skp to be the highest scorer? That's why at times he set him up with goals.

 

Correct.Quimmy was a Don...the godfather of football.

**** with him, you'll end up with waking up next to a potato.

 

Why?


and don't anyone answer cos for....cos that's cheating.

 

Why do women find the man of their dreams and immediately try to change them?

 

Women suck.... The best ones swallow though

 

Why does your big toe wiggle back and forwards just by looking at it?

 

Why are turds pointed at the end?

 

Why are they brown?

 

To prove your ring piece still works?

 

I always think they are pointed at the wrong end.

 

Tapered, fellas, not pointed.

 

There's too much thought going into the shape of a turd here.

 

Well at least it stops your arse shutting with a bang.

 

Why do apes not turn into humans anymore

 

Probably cos they are to busy doing there stuff..

Or maybe even trying to get to Calais, to turn into humans..